a shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind. something draws near, i can feel it.

[evemac]

So, okay.

Orlando Bloom is really one of the worst actors I've recently had projected in front of me. Like, really. And he has this preternatural talent for taking Captain Obvious characters and bringing out all the obviousness in them; highlighting each and every way it is incredibly apparent that everyone knows what he's going to say, and

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[blondeheroine]

Fuck yes. I'm over here squeeing. You have made my night. Morning.

I've been so freakin' torn up over AWE and this was just wonderful. I love you. Let's have babies?

Seriously, can I link to this in my own journal?

[evemac]

Ahhh, that makes me feel so happy! And ...justified. In a sense.

Anyway, feel free to link to this anywhere. Spread the gospel! :)

[blondeheroine]

I just noticed you are listening to Clint Mansell. No wonder you are making good!better! movies in your head.

[amerella]

Uh. YES PLEASE.

Orlando Bloom is a truly terrible actor. I would probably hate him if he weren't so genuinely cute in real life. Seriously, I watched an interview with him one time and I wanted to take him home with me so that we could like, I don't know, knit a sweater together or something.

[noshootingstars]

Our journeys as Orlando Bloom fangirls are shockingly similar. I'm sure this does not surprise you at all.

As far the ideas you have here...so much better than the fanfic I was writing that ignored the post-credits scene because this one takes the incredible stories we already know and makes them better by cutting out Will. Maybe I should feel horrible that I can't join so many others in their new appreciation for Will following the third film but...you totally and completely justify why I feel that way. Hurrah for shared fandom bitchery! Long may Norrington reign in our hearts! Forever shall I be amused at Hector as Barbossa's first name! (Perhaps the last exclamation is random, but it's true.)