Sonya can rent a car like the big girls now.

[evelynnash]

The greatest fun in living in a city where the majority of restaurants are tiny, unreplicable, and authentic is choosing to eat at a chain, which is exactly what we did for my friend Sonya's quarter-century birthday the weekend before last. She'd been craving teppanyaki for weeks but hadn't wanted to spend the money, and her birthday gave her the

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[wordsalad]

My fish is named Benihana ;-)

[evelynnash]

That is so obviously a lie. But a cute lie.

[wordsalad]

No, seriously. I named him Benihana. He's a Japanese fighting fish ;-). We're kinda mean that way. We call him "Beni" for short.

[evelynnash]

What you don't see is the five nights a week where we sit around in our 250-square-foot studios, longing for things like real grocery stores and cocktails that cost less than $15.

But I will totally take you OUT when you decide to move here.

[bootsinrain]

I am watching this movie about some crazy old ladies that live in a rotten old mansion out on Long Island. Its really good. You would like it.

Double-plus: you lead the life.

[evelynnash]

At first, I was like, "I would like that!" And then I got it.

Speaking of which, what's going on with the life you're leading? Are you too busy to write about it, or do you just need me to invite you bowling?

[bootsinrain]

I need you to invite me bowling.

[evelynnash]

Done.

[imperfectionist]

[evelynnash]

This is totally what I picture when I think of Australians. But what's in Virginia's(?) hands? A toilet brush?

P.S. I enjoy that Aaron seems to be making googly eyes at her vagina.

[imperfectionist]

It's a belt. Duh.

[soopageek]