Because
sg_fignewton and
sulien77 have the cutest icons (done by
littlekfru), and because I'd wanted to do an animated escape icon to them but have no chops for the whole animation thing, so instead, a dialogue excercise (tweaked a bit from the first comment post):
In a Bind
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"There is a knife in my cargo pocket, Major Carter."
"I'll try to reach-- stop squirming, sir."
"I can't help it."
"Ow! Jack--"
"Sorry."
"Was that your elbow? That got me right in the kidney."
"Sir, if you don't stop, we're going to start spinning--"
"Too late. So, is this a bad time to mention I hate carousels?"
"Hey, it's Teal'c's fault, he makes this whole thing lopsided."
"I have remained quite still, O'Neill."
"...Aaand now we're swinging. We need to get some counter-motion--."
"I think I'm going to be sick."
"Ah ah. Not on my boots you're not, Daniel."
"Just, everyone, hold still--"
"Now you're squirming, Carter!"
"But--ouch! I'm squirming with purpose. Almost. . . there."
"God, I hope that was you, Sam."
"My apologies, Daniel Jackson."
"Lemme get my arm free, then get ready to--"
"Major--"
"No, wait--"
"Whoa!"
THUMP!...
"Ow."
"--land."
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