They bus in the navigators from the women's prison because otherwise it would be too homoerotic

[evadne_noel]

As a quick note, I have to say that I suspect that Death Race could potentially be the worst movie ever created.

I may need to see this in person.

Comments

[capri_chan]

I dunno, looks more entertaining than some movies I've seen. Nightmare on Elm Street 2. Friday the 13th Part V. Cat in the Hat. Master of Disguise. Ella Enchanted. No, I'm not still bitter about them making a piece of crap movie that's SUPPOSEDLY based on my favorite book, not at all, why do you ask?

Certainly looks like the type of movie that the phrase "suspension of disbelief" was invented for, and it's a rather stupid concept for a movie, but it doesn't look terrible.

Of course, I said neither of those things upon viewing the trailer. No, the first words out of my mouth were, "OH MY GOD, IT'S HANDSOME ROB!" XD

[osu_l_greenleaf]

"Ella Enchanted. No, I'm not still bitter about them making a piece of crap movie that's SUPPOSEDLY based on my favorite book, not at all, why do you ask?"

I didn't know anyone else felt the same way as me - That movie was an utter disgrace and a complete waste of time. I told everyone to just read the book when it was in theatres.

[priscillapuck]

Oh that book (EE) was SO lovely. I was also appalled when they totally ground it under a steel-toed boot and made that lame movie.

[capri_chan]

I think that if I had never touched the book, I might not have disliked it. I wouldn't have loved it, and probably wouldn't have spent money on it, but it'd remain on my list of movies that I'd watch if it were on TV and there was nothing else on. But since I have read the book, I hate it.

Hopefully, they'll never get ahold of Fairest. Though, at least they'd have an excuse to turn that one into a musical.

Also, Firefly icon FTW. *adores Kaylee*

[miana_dude]

From what they told us at the panel, it sounds like an R-rated Mario Kart.

They have to drive over symbols on the road to pick up weapons.

*facepalm*

[evadne_noel]

Even better!

[evadne_noel]

Or had a drunken penis!

[queenofspades]

Jason Statham is a fox though

[evadne_noel]

Well, yes, given.

[angelsflame]

Not gonna lie, I liked the oatmeal line . . .

[evadne_noel]

Maybe it's just that I've seen this preview a hundred time already, but the appeal has sadly worn off.

[wilver_and_ecru]

Strange, I don't remember that line. Something like that ought to have stuck in my mind... *sieve-like brain is sieve-like*