Fanfiction: So You've Decided to Be Evil

[evadne_noel]

So, just in time for the Fourth of July holiday, I decided we need a little reminder from our favorite faily psychopath of how people come to together to form new countries/law systems based on the values they hold most dear.

Lord Voldemort Declares the Rights of Wizardkind

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[capri_chan]

we are currently under the rule of a tyrannical maniac bent on our subjugation?

Two items related to cooking and a certain colour come to mind when Voldemort says that...

Also, nice to see that Harry Merak is learning that if he can't prevent Voldemort from killing people he can at least hurry up the process by pointing out the stupidity of the other plans, and thus save himself some suffering.

[evadne_noel]

Okay, I'm afraid I don't know what you mean with the first line. I'll probably feel stupid when you tell me.

LOL, yeah, that's pretty much Harry's purpose in these stories. "How fast can I get rid of him this time?" Originally they were supposed to trade incompetence, but Voldemort's is so much easier.

[capri_chan]

Pot, kettle, black.

To be fair, I suppose people don't really associate kettles with cooking. But they are used on a stove, so that counts for something, right?

GODDAMMIT, my card messed up somehow, thus making it impossible for me to buy anything online, so I can't renew my paid account, and more than half my icons are inactive, and I now have ZERO usable HP icons.

WTF?! They leave me my Christmas icon that I haven't used since DECEMBER, but my Prison Bitch icon is inactive? And the Jareth one, too?! Who the hell decided that? I could understand if they deactivated all of them except the first fifteen, but it looks like they decided this at complete random.

[evadne_noel]

Oh, see, and I now I do feel stupid. That makes sense.

I've heard that about expired paid accounts and icons. It's really weird.

[bending_sickle]

Short but sweet \o/ I've missed your writing tons.

[evadne_noel]

Thanks! I hope I can get myself to write more in the near future.

[evadne_noel]

Well, if they taught Latin, the students (ha! I originally wrote "stupids") would realize they were casting nonsense spells. And maybe start questioning the wisdom of turning rodents into flatware before learning to cast healing spells.

[evadne_noel]

Yes! Happy Fourth!

Harry may not be learning much Dark Magic, but he is definitely racking up the life skills. This is why he will become the greatest Auror of his time: he understands the very, very stupid mindset of evil.

[musicalqueen101]

Yay! You've written! I was thinking just the other day how long it has been and how much I've missed your stuff. I was hoping to see a few movie reviews at the very least, and I'm eager to hear your opinion on The Other Boleyn Girl, as I am on the fence about whetehr or not to see it. Hoping you're having a nice 4th of July... :)

[evadne_noel]

Thanks! Unfortunately, The Other Boleyn Girl is one of the few movies I haven't seen recently. I've heard that book is better for that story, and that the TV show "The Tudors" is better for a visual version of that era. But the movie is supposedly still not bad.