Once Upon a Freakin' Time: Director's Cut

[evadne_noel]

I've been having trouble writing new stuff recently, so in order to keep from boring you to death with memes and such, I've done another Director's Cut version of an old "Once Upon a Freakin' Time" chapter.

Severus Snape Decides to Join Dumbledore

Comments

[ketaki]

Damn straight. Besides, I like your version better than JKR's for some inexplicable reason...

Heh, Voldie's shiny bald head of doooooom.

[evadne_noel]

Aha, thanks. Voldemort's head is his secret weapon, though it took him years to realize it. It's an excellent distraction. One minute your enemy is watching you for any sudden wand movements and the next, WHOOM! blinded by a shiny head.

[cookie_wolf]

I love you.

And I want their designer evening wear.

[evadne_noel]

Thanks! Their designer evening wear is not that great, sadly. Mostly black robes, pointy hats and two types of masks (one skull-like, the other available in a wide range of colors and shapes).

[cookie_wolf]

You know, I actually went looking for a skull mask for Halloween. Couldn't find any, even on the internet. Kind of made me sad since I wanted to be a Death Eater.

[evadne_noel]

Couldn't find any? Wow, someone is missing out on a marketing niche.

[merveille_moi]

"They were made for each other. Voldemort/Minister of Magic OTP."

it's funnier the second time around, and it was hilarious the first time

<3

[evadne_noel]

OMGtheirloveissodependentondumbledoretosortitout!

Thank you!

[idrach]

Now I feel this odd urge to write a one-shot wherein Dumbledore DOES sort out a romantic issue with Voldie and the Minister.

[evadne_noel]

That would be pure crack, and I for one, think it would be hilarious.

[redcoast]

I LOL'd. I wonder why I never bothered to go back and read these first OUAFTs? Well, the director's cuts are even better!

[evadne_noel]

Thanks! The older ones tend to be more random and dialogue heavy. I'm glad you like the director's cut version!

[irishmastermind]

The fourth wall deserves death anyway. XD

And I believe they still make Ranger Rick. I'm pretty sure my library subscribes to it.

HBP actually convinced me that Snape was on the side of righteousness, much to my dismay. I totally wanted him to be evil.

[evadne_noel]

Man, Ranger Rick. I loved that magazine. That and World. Kids have such fun magazines.

Honestly, I wish Snape was evil/will be evil. It would be so much cooler if he managed to outwit Dumbledore.