Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time

Jun 25, 2006 16:25

Okay, so maybe this should have technically been called "The Death Eaters Ruin the Lestranges' Reception," but that didn't have the same ring.

The Death Eaters Ruin the Lestranges' Wedding

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voldemort, ouaft, bellatrix

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evadne_noel June 30 2006, 13:27:55 UTC
No, Bellatrix is cruel

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hobbit_eyes June 30 2006, 19:37:52 UTC
It took him a whole minute to realize this was a human being. “Bella!” he cried, throwing up his hands in amazement at his own deductive brilliance.

This in fact sounds very similar to the state some of my friends were in at the end of my 18th birthday party - and the state I hope to be in at the end of my leaver's ball tomorrow night.

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evadne_noel June 30 2006, 20:47:42 UTC
It is a good state to be in, though not conducive to well thought out evil.

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(from folk) anonymous July 6 2006, 21:19:18 UTC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Genius...
I think I'm going to start posting stories on my blog. This is a wonderful idea. :D

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Re: (from folk) evadne_noel July 6 2006, 23:20:40 UTC
Thank you! I have to say blogs are a great place for fic posting. So much more accessible for commenting and replying.

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piiak July 7 2006, 01:30:11 UTC
Ah, this is what I get for letting work rule my life...I fall behind.

I may have missed many jokes, but it was quite enjoyable nontheless. ;-)
Oh Yes And: Yeah, cake!

But, I am concerned that Voldemort has a drinking problem. Has he seen someone about that?

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evadne_noel July 7 2006, 13:30:09 UTC
When I was writing the story, I made sure to mention the cake. I though, "I promised piiak cake, and gosh darn it, I must deliver." Mmmmm, cake.

Voldemort usually abstains from alcohol, but on special occasions he likes to let a little loose. Besides, he's paying for it.

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piiak July 10 2006, 16:17:21 UTC
*blushes* Awwwww, thanks...

I like cake...Mmmmm...cake...*Homer drool*

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*spits out flavored water* mysterymeg July 8 2006, 02:13:00 UTC
“I spoke to the head waiter. It seems we’re having braaaaaaiiiins. And marble cake.”

Hahahahaha! Oh man, that's great. *wipes away tears of laughter*

And is it just me, or is using the Inferi as menial servants the best idea in the history of ever?!

--Meg

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Re: *spits out flavored water* evadne_noel July 10 2006, 15:37:03 UTC
Well, he already uses them to guard his Horcruxes, so why not as waiters and caterers? It's an excellent use of resources.

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