Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time

Jun 25, 2006 16:25

Okay, so maybe this should have technically been called "The Death Eaters Ruin the Lestranges' Reception," but that didn't have the same ring.

The Death Eaters Ruin the Lestranges' Wedding

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voldemort, ouaft, bellatrix

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notalwaysweak June 25 2006, 20:40:03 UTC
I can't believe that was the best of the bridesmaids' dresses. OMGWTFBBQ.

Also, “Why should I pay for good help when I can just raise them from the dead?”? Best. Line. Ever.

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evadne_noel June 25 2006, 20:56:11 UTC
Yep, that was the best. You should have seen the other bridesmaids.

Voldemort is the most pragmatic Dark Arts user ever.

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mir8lle June 25 2006, 20:47:43 UTC
I bet Narcissa looked stunning

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evadne_noel June 25 2006, 20:56:49 UTC
Sure, in that the sight of her would knock you off your feet and send you flying a couple of yards.

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gmalfoyismytwin June 25 2006, 20:54:21 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
-Wipes the tears of joy from her eyes-
Bellatrix. Has got to be. The most AWESOME loyal servant person thing EVER.

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evadne_noel June 25 2006, 20:58:29 UTC
She tries so hard to bring up the level of the Death Eaters by being the queen of loyal servant person things ever, but they keep thwarting her.

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gmalfoyismytwin June 25 2006, 21:00:45 UTC
It's because they're all to dumb to recognize her and her utter greatness. They're all just "LALALALA. OH LOOK. FOOD DRINK AND GIRLS." While Bellatrix is all "hmmmmm. *PLOTPLOTLPLOT* HEY LORD VOLDEEEEEMORT! I HAVE A BRILLANT PLAN FOR YOU!" But does she get any credit. NO!

-Isn't hyper. Swears.-

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redcoast June 25 2006, 21:54:41 UTC
Your rejected title totally gave me a vision of the DEs fiddling with the Lestranges's antennae, while the marry couple complain, "It's fine. We can see everything fine, it's just a bit fuzzy! Come off it, you're making it worse! And you're blocking the screen, and our program's come on!"

I'd draw that, but I can't draw, so ... you do the math.

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evadne_noel June 26 2006, 16:30:40 UTC
See, now I have the image of Rudolphus and Bellatrix starring in a sitcom where they are your average evil couple, but they have all these wacky Death Eater neighbors who come through to eat their food, fiddle with their rabbit ears, and occasionally fail to kill a teenage boy.

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tanaraniel June 25 2006, 22:37:07 UTC
Marble cake goes well with anything, even braaaains.

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evadne_noel June 26 2006, 16:32:27 UTC
Marble cake! Bridging the gap between chocolate cake and vanilla cake eaters for decades! Only those yellow cake eaters go without.

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