It's because they're all to dumb to recognize her and her utter greatness. They're all just "LALALALA. OH LOOK. FOOD DRINK AND GIRLS." While Bellatrix is all "hmmmmm. *PLOTPLOTLPLOT* HEY LORD VOLDEEEEEMORT! I HAVE A BRILLANT PLAN FOR YOU!" But does she get any credit. NO!
Your rejected title totally gave me a vision of the DEs fiddling with the Lestranges's antennae, while the marry couple complain, "It's fine. We can see everything fine, it's just a bit fuzzy! Come off it, you're making it worse! And you're blocking the screen, and our program's come on!"
I'd draw that, but I can't draw, so ... you do the math.
See, now I have the image of Rudolphus and Bellatrix starring in a sitcom where they are your average evil couple, but they have all these wacky Death Eater neighbors who come through to eat their food, fiddle with their rabbit ears, and occasionally fail to kill a teenage boy.
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Also, “Why should I pay for good help when I can just raise them from the dead?”? Best. Line. Ever.
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Voldemort is the most pragmatic Dark Arts user ever.
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-Wipes the tears of joy from her eyes-
Bellatrix. Has got to be. The most AWESOME loyal servant person thing EVER.
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-Isn't hyper. Swears.-
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I'd draw that, but I can't draw, so ... you do the math.
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