Fanfiction: So You've Decided to Be Evil

[evadne_noel]

Okay, first chapter with the new title, but not technically the first chapter of the story. Features the Slytherin Moped Gang, back together for one night only!

Lord Voldemort Insists Everyone Get Along

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[eglow23]

"Snape told me I used to be called ‘He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-In-He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named’s-Presence,’ but I suppose that didn’t fit on the name change form.”

Ok, you have to give people WARNINGS before you put in a line like this. I just choked on my Coca-Cola.

[evadne_noel]

Aha, sorry about that. At least it didn't come out of your nose. Coke out the nose is the worst.

[eglow23]

Forgiven. But remember - big flashing signs are a necessity for the kind of humor you're packing.
Love it, by the way.

[evadne_noel]

I'll add some neon or sparkly text next time.

Thanks! I'm glad you found it funny.

[_ozdust]

"He-Who-Has-No-Concept-Of-Personal-Space"

Just so you know, I snorted at that one.

So wonderful, yet again.

[evadne_noel]

Hee, thank you! Lord Voldemort has all the best titles.

[tanaraniel]

Wow, that was faster than I expected. For some reason, "excess of doors" is incredibly funny to me.

[evadne_noel]

Yeah, I only put those extra notes in a separate entry because I didn't want them cluttering up a story.

For some reason, I also thought the phrase "excess of doors" was funny. I have absolutely no idea why.

[tanaraniel]

Perhaps because there is a lack of an excess of doors in reality?

[evadne_noel]

I don't know how I'd feel about an excess of doors in real life, though. Like Nott says, might cause a draft. Also, confusing.

But maybe if there was an octagonal room with a door in each wall, that would be cool.

[roostah]

This however, was quite impossible since Voldemort seemed in no hurry to release his death grip on Harry’s perpetually messy ‘do.

...I took that completely the wrong way. O____O

Hilarious as always. You deserve fifty more awards.

[evadne_noel]

NOT LISTENING! DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU TOOK IT! LALALALALALALA!

Thank you! Glad you liked it (despite the wrong ways!)!

[black_el_kitty]

xD Wonderful!

He-Who-Has-No-Concept-Of-Personal-Space. He sure as hell doesn't. You saw the fourth movie!

“He’s just jealous that I have hair and he doesnARRRRGH!” I'd be jealous too, if I were as bald as Voldemort.

I love it!

[evadne_noel]

Lord Voldemort takes "in your face" to a whole new level of evil.

Poor Baldiemort. Has to take out his latent frustration on whoever's hair is available.

[redcoast]

He sure as hell doesn't. You saw the fourth movie!

Well, at least Voldemort keeps his tongue in his head. I don't think Voldemort is touchy-feely; just up-close-and-personal.