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My fair science
1988, 6th grade - "Global warming is warming"
Hypothesis: It's dangerous to wrap the earth in plastic.
Procedure: Go to K-Mart and buy two red-juiced analog thermometers that are nestled into plastic white plaques with paintings of birds on them. Put one in a Reebox shoe box and the other into an identical shoe box with plastic wrap rubberbanded ( Read more... ) -
western guilford hotel supplies
I was involved in a side business, selling hotel supplies from an abandonded hotel. It started out as a one-shot, and the idea was just to get whatever money we could from the mini-soaps, bedspreads, towels, maid trolleys and coffee pots that were left over. As we sold our supplies, though, we got information about remaindered or discontinued ( Read more... ) -
A West Virginia Double Wedding
Plastic trash bags duct taped to black maples
Sarcastic in-laws and lots of cole slaw
Switft claps on the back and terse eye contact
Cream dripping slowly through wooden tables
Hear someone say they did it all for you
Perfectly placed hair and persistent care
Phenomenal smarts and a tender heart
It's something to do outside in June
