Ryan took his first drink-a raspberry wine cooler, that he had to admit *did* taste sort of like really nasty Kool-Ade
Dude, is there anybody who didn't have wine cooler as their first drink, and the just jumped head first into the hard shit? What do you mean that was just me? Did you know there are people who've never had Kool-Aid? I was shocked I tell you.
When Ryan was a kid he always thought smart girls were trouble, when he grew up a little he knew they were.
Awww.
She winked at him in the rearview. This was turning into a cluster-fuck.
You are the only person I know who uses the word 'cluster-fuck' but it makes me smirk every time I see it. I can't help myself.
Seth made most things way harder than he should have.
Oh gods does he ever. Such the drama queen that one. I so used to like him, Josh just fucked it all up.
Some pretty mean shit was sitting in the back of his mouth just waiting for the wrong words out of her. I am in love with this line. Seriously. I want to take it home and tell it pretty lies and
( ... )
They were ten minutes from the house when Ryan had to crank up the air to frigid to stop from sweating his entire body into a pool in the footwell.
People like this cause accidents! Don't drug and drive, dammit! Where was that campaign in the 80s I ask you?
“I’m ok, and I went home to dance naked and spray myself with silly string. Lunch on Monday?” Because that’s what she told Seth when he called her.
I laughed so hard there were fucking tears. I may have to do that. And just when I think you can't get any more droll, there's the line about beating on hookers in Grand Theft Auto and fucking social norms? You are so disturbingly dry witted. It's fantastic. I love it. Go forth and fix Season Two. I shall be cheering on from the sidelines. Also, bitch where's the rest. WTF?!
I was sure I had commented on this story already. Strange ... anyway, re-read it and: It's totally your fault that I have to go search for that Emo-boys-making-out-video again. And I thought I was over it. Well, looks like the voyeur in me just needs some hot Seth/Ryan/camera and my mind gets one-tracked all over again. Thanks for that. I love it the story. And Anna.
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Also, texture of cheese. Yes.
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I have presents for you. Where the fuck do I mail them?
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Dude, is there anybody who didn't have wine cooler as their first drink, and the just jumped head first into the hard shit? What do you mean that was just me? Did you know there are people who've never had Kool-Aid? I was shocked I tell you.
When Ryan was a kid he always thought smart girls were trouble, when he grew up a little he knew they were.
Awww.
She winked at him in the rearview. This was turning into a cluster-fuck.
You are the only person I know who uses the word 'cluster-fuck' but it makes me smirk every time I see it. I can't help myself.
Seth made most things way harder than he should have.
Oh gods does he ever. Such the drama queen that one. I so used to like him, Josh just fucked it all up.
Some pretty mean shit was sitting in the back of his mouth just waiting for the wrong words out of her. I am in love with this line. Seriously. I want to take it home and tell it pretty lies and ( ... )
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They were ten minutes from the house when Ryan had to crank up the air to frigid to stop from sweating his entire body into a pool in the footwell.
People like this cause accidents! Don't drug and drive, dammit! Where was that campaign in the 80s I ask you?
“I’m ok, and I went home to dance naked and spray myself with silly string. Lunch on Monday?” Because that’s what she told Seth when he called her.
I laughed so hard there were fucking tears. I may have to do that. And just when I think you can't get any more droll, there's the line about beating on hookers in Grand Theft Auto and fucking social norms? You are so disturbingly dry witted. It's fantastic. I love it. Go forth and fix Season Two. I shall be cheering on from the sidelines. Also, bitch where's the rest. WTF?!
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As for the droll, you know I love the latent smarts. Ryan is supposedly internally brilliant, I want to read that, so I'm forced to write it.
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Great Fic though :) . Very well written.
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