You broke my heart, Fredo

[ethanoic_acid]

This makes me feel slightly better about my job prospects, even if it shouldn't

Alberto Gonzales can't get a job.

It's too bad I already submitted my Onion application. I could have easily written a headline about Gonzo spending his days watching The Price is Right and eating Coco Puffs.

Comments

[inanis_sum]

It's scary shit out there. Hopefully it'll be better when I get out.

And god, I'm in the middle of doing a resume / cover letter and putting together a portfolio in PDF formant all for an internship. So much to do!

[starwoman]

Wow, that makes me feel better, too. :D)

Don't feel guilty, dude. He deserves it.