I'm a-readin' the bible!

[eternalism]

Sad to say, I really haven't actually sat down and read this thing before. It's a lot more fascinating than I ever knew. I mean, I'm not even through the first two chapters of Genesis and it's already provoked half an hour of discussion with Griffin

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[cmzero]

King James Version is totally Engrish.

(In all seriousness, though, a more modern translation will be a less painful read. Try NIV or NRSV for more accuracy word-for-word, or NLT or Message for more accuracy in concepts.)