Empty Room - Harry/Hermione/Ron/Sasuke/Sakura/Naruto
Empty Room
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto or Harry Potter, Sasuke would be back by now and Harry, Hermione and Ron would be having a threesome.
Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Ron/Sasuke/Sakura/Naruto
Notes: Crack. I threatened it an no one argued, so here it is, my two favorite ot3 making an ot6
Summary: Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto, Harry, Hermione and Ron and transported to a random, empty room with no apparent way out.
Once upon a time, a fan girl called White Rain fell in love with two ot3s. Harry, Hermione and Ron of Harry Potter and Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto of Naruto. She also had a fondness for crack, so she decided to put all three of them together!
“That’s ridiculous!” Hermione exclaimed.
“I don’t like boys!” Naruto and Ron said at the same time, although they both eyed Sakura in a non-platonic way.
“I like Ginny,” Harry said.
“Is that even possible?” Sakura asked while Inner-Sakura was cheering at the thought.
Sasuke folded his arms, scowled and said nothing.
White Rain ignored them and turned to her laptop.
-
Harry, Ron and Hermione were on their quest to kill of Voldemort when they were suddenly transported to an empty room.
“What’s going on, Hermione?” Harry asked.
“I don’t know.” Hermione said.
“How can you not know?” Ron asked.
Hermione huffed and rolled her eyes. “Ron - ”
-
Sakura and Naruto were beginning their quest to find Sasuke when they were suddenly transported into an empty room.
“ - YOURSELF!” A girl screeched.
“Sakura-chan, what’s going on?” Naruto asked.
Before Sakura could answer, Sasuke suddenly appeared. Wearing no shirt and covered in bruises and blood because I said so.
Sakura’s eyes went wide as she walked over and knelt down beside him, “Sasuke-kun!”
-
“Will you two - ” Harry started, but his voice fell silent as the three newcomers appeared. He grabbed Hermione’s wrist and pulled her behind. He pulled out his wand. “Who are you guys?”
The blond kid stood in front of the two others as the pink haired one healed the pretty dark haired one. “You tell first.”
“Honestly, Harry, why are you always prone to violence?” Hermione whispered, but clutched onto Harry’s shoulder tightly, anyway. Harry didn’t even try and hide his smirk.
Before we could get a showdown, Ron suddenly exploded. “WHY ARE YOU TWO ALWAYS CLINGING ON TO EACH OTHER?”
Everyone stared at him dumbly.
Ron continued his raving, “NOT ONCE YOU GRAB ME, YOUR BOYFREIND! AND YOU, HARRY, NEVER THINK TO PROECT ME! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE YOU’D MISS THE MOST!” He narrowed his eyes, breathing heavily, “admit it, you two are snogging behind my back!”
“I though only I was prone to caplocks of rage,” Harry said.
“THIS ISN’T A TIME FOR JOKES!”
-
“What a bunch of losers.” Sasuke said.
Naruto sharply turned around to face him. “Don’t you even start, Sasuke! After Sakura’s don’t healing you, I’m going to beat the crap out of you!”
“She’s done,” Sasuke said coolly as he stood up.
Sakura bopped both of them on their heads. “Idiots. We need to figure out what happened and how get out of here.”
Sasuke and Naruto scowled at each other, but said nothing.
-
At Sakura’s words, Hermione suddenly pushed away from Harry. “She’s right.”
But something seemed to take over Ron. He walked over to Harry, wand in hand, “We duel. I’ve been watching you two give each other the ‘shag me now’ looks and I’m tired of it!”
“I’m not a prize to be won!” Hermione snapped and walked over to Sakura. She waved her arms at the four boys “It’s that the four of them are idiots and we’re probably the only ones who can get us out of here.”
Feeling a sense of kinship, Sakura said, “that’s a good idea.”
The two of them walked out towards the corner and began to talk softly.
-
“What just happened?” Ron asked.
“Girls,” Harry said wisely. “Make no sense.”
“I hear that,” Naruto said.
“So, what are your names?” Harry said.
“I’m Naruto Uzumaki, that’s Sasuke Uchiha and she’s Sakura Haruno.” Naruto said.
“I’m Harry Potter, he’s Ron Weasley and she’s Hermione Granger.” Harry said.
Before Naruto could respond, Sakura and Hermione walked over to them, looking grave.
“What’s wrong?” Harry asked.
“We figured out how to get out.” Hermione said.
“How?” Naruto asked.
“We all have to kiss each other,” Sakura said, flushing slightly.
Memories of his first kiss with Sasuke flashing through his mind, Naruto said, “how did you come to that conclusion?”
Hermione held up a piece of paper. “We were talking when this fell from above us.”
“Do you think trusting that is a good idea?” Harry asked.
“It couldn’t hurt,” Hermione reasoned.
-
Sasuke looked at the five people around him. The universe truly hated him.
Hermione looked at the five people around her. She was curious on an intellectual level on how it would feel to kiss another girl.
Ron looked at the five people around him. The world sucked.
Sakura looked at the five people around her. At least she would finally be able to kiss Sasuke.
Harry looked at the five people around him. The first thought that came to his mind was that Sasuke was pretty.
Naruto looked at the five people around him. This sucked, but at least he would finally be able to kiss Sakura.
-
Half an hour later, the six of them were transported to where they were last were, their memories erased by a happy White Rain.
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto or Harry Potter, Sasuke would be back by now and Harry, Hermione and Ron would be having a threesome.
Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Ron/Sasuke/Sakura/Naruto
Notes: Crack. I threatened it an no one argued, so here it is, my two favorite ot3 making an ot6
Summary: Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto, Harry, Hermione and Ron and transported to a random, empty room with no apparent way out.
Once upon a time, a fan girl called White Rain fell in love with two ot3s. Harry, Hermione and Ron of Harry Potter and Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto of Naruto. She also had a fondness for crack, so she decided to put all three of them together!
“That’s ridiculous!” Hermione exclaimed.
“I don’t like boys!” Naruto and Ron said at the same time, although they both eyed Sakura in a non-platonic way.
“I like Ginny,” Harry said.
“Is that even possible?” Sakura asked while Inner-Sakura was cheering at the thought.
Sasuke folded his arms, scowled and said nothing.
White Rain ignored them and turned to her laptop.
-
Harry, Ron and Hermione were on their quest to kill of Voldemort when they were suddenly transported to an empty room.
“What’s going on, Hermione?” Harry asked.
“I don’t know.” Hermione said.
“How can you not know?” Ron asked.
Hermione huffed and rolled her eyes. “Ron - ”
-
Sakura and Naruto were beginning their quest to find Sasuke when they were suddenly transported into an empty room.
“ - YOURSELF!” A girl screeched.
“Sakura-chan, what’s going on?” Naruto asked.
Before Sakura could answer, Sasuke suddenly appeared. Wearing no shirt and covered in bruises and blood because I said so.
Sakura’s eyes went wide as she walked over and knelt down beside him, “Sasuke-kun!”
-
“Will you two - ” Harry started, but his voice fell silent as the three newcomers appeared. He grabbed Hermione’s wrist and pulled her behind. He pulled out his wand. “Who are you guys?”
The blond kid stood in front of the two others as the pink haired one healed the pretty dark haired one. “You tell first.”
“Honestly, Harry, why are you always prone to violence?” Hermione whispered, but clutched onto Harry’s shoulder tightly, anyway. Harry didn’t even try and hide his smirk.
Before we could get a showdown, Ron suddenly exploded. “WHY ARE YOU TWO ALWAYS CLINGING ON TO EACH OTHER?”
Everyone stared at him dumbly.
Ron continued his raving, “NOT ONCE YOU GRAB ME, YOUR BOYFREIND! AND YOU, HARRY, NEVER THINK TO PROECT ME! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE YOU’D MISS THE MOST!” He narrowed his eyes, breathing heavily, “admit it, you two are snogging behind my back!”
“I though only I was prone to caplocks of rage,” Harry said.
“THIS ISN’T A TIME FOR JOKES!”
-
“What a bunch of losers.” Sasuke said.
Naruto sharply turned around to face him. “Don’t you even start, Sasuke! After Sakura’s don’t healing you, I’m going to beat the crap out of you!”
“She’s done,” Sasuke said coolly as he stood up.
Sakura bopped both of them on their heads. “Idiots. We need to figure out what happened and how get out of here.”
Sasuke and Naruto scowled at each other, but said nothing.
-
At Sakura’s words, Hermione suddenly pushed away from Harry. “She’s right.”
But something seemed to take over Ron. He walked over to Harry, wand in hand, “We duel. I’ve been watching you two give each other the ‘shag me now’ looks and I’m tired of it!”
“I’m not a prize to be won!” Hermione snapped and walked over to Sakura. She waved her arms at the four boys “It’s that the four of them are idiots and we’re probably the only ones who can get us out of here.”
Feeling a sense of kinship, Sakura said, “that’s a good idea.”
The two of them walked out towards the corner and began to talk softly.
-
“What just happened?” Ron asked.
“Girls,” Harry said wisely. “Make no sense.”
“I hear that,” Naruto said.
“So, what are your names?” Harry said.
“I’m Naruto Uzumaki, that’s Sasuke Uchiha and she’s Sakura Haruno.” Naruto said.
“I’m Harry Potter, he’s Ron Weasley and she’s Hermione Granger.” Harry said.
Before Naruto could respond, Sakura and Hermione walked over to them, looking grave.
“What’s wrong?” Harry asked.
“We figured out how to get out.” Hermione said.
“How?” Naruto asked.
“We all have to kiss each other,” Sakura said, flushing slightly.
Memories of his first kiss with Sasuke flashing through his mind, Naruto said, “how did you come to that conclusion?”
Hermione held up a piece of paper. “We were talking when this fell from above us.”
“Do you think trusting that is a good idea?” Harry asked.
“It couldn’t hurt,” Hermione reasoned.
-
Sasuke looked at the five people around him. The universe truly hated him.
Hermione looked at the five people around her. She was curious on an intellectual level on how it would feel to kiss another girl.
Ron looked at the five people around him. The world sucked.
Sakura looked at the five people around her. At least she would finally be able to kiss Sasuke.
Harry looked at the five people around him. The first thought that came to his mind was that Sasuke was pretty.
Naruto looked at the five people around him. This sucked, but at least he would finally be able to kiss Sakura.
-
Half an hour later, the six of them were transported to where they were last were, their memories erased by a happy White Rain.