Honey and Bees
Honey and Bees
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Summary "I am not allergic to affection. I just dislike it." Kaiba tries to explain his point of view to Otogi who seems to have ADD as well as a tendency to ask rhetorical questions. [Otogi/Kaiba]
“Let’s get this over with and move on with our lives.” Seto Kaiba said curtly.
“I’m hurt Kaiba, one might think you wouldn’t want to spend time with me!” Otogi said in a mock shocked voice.
“I would do this stupid project on my own, but it’s a two person assignment and I’m not getting a failing grade.” Kaiba said.
Otogi sighed and flopped on the couch in Kaiba’s office. “So, we’re supposed to find the flaws in a government of our choice, omitting Japan...” Otogi said.
“I’m surprised that you remembered that.” Kaiba said dryly.
“Don’t you know you catch more bees with honey then with vinegar?" Otogi asked.
“Why would I want to catch bees?” Kaiba asked.
Otogi sighed. “It’s an expression, Kaiba. Let’s get to work.”
He stood up and walked over to Kaiba’s desk and sat down on the chair and began to twirl around, ignoring Kaiba’s glares.
“What are you doing?” Kaiba asked after a moment.
“This is what I always do right before I do my homework. Doesn’t everyone?” Otogi asked innocently.
“Stop it, you’ll ruin the chair.”
“So what? You can buy another one.” Otogi said and continued to spin, saying ‘wheee’.
“That’s not the point!” Kaiba snapped.
“What’s the point of having money if you don’t spend it?” Otogi asked.
Kaiba walked up to the chair and grabbed it, effectively stopping Otogi from spinning.
Otogi pouted a minute before suddenly smirking. “Have you ever been kissed?”
“What does that have to do with government?” Kaiba said.
Otogi flipped his hair, “In some places you’re not allowed to kiss in public, that law is enforced by their government. What do you think about it?”
“I don’t really care.” Kaiba said.
Otogi stood up and walked to the bookshelf and examined. Upon realizing that there was nothing of interest in it he turned back to Kaiba and grinned. “So are you going to answer my question or not?’
“I see no point in it.” Kaiba said.
“That means no!” Otogi said, and bounced over to Kaiba until he was standing right in front of him. “And I will be the first person to kiss you.”
“You will not!” Kaiba snapped.
“Yes I will!” Otogi cried out then stood on his toes, leaning in for the kiss, but Kaiba’s hand blocked it.
“No. You. Will. Not.” Kaiba said, pronouncing each word as a sentence.
“Why not?" Otogi asked with a pout "I am charming, pretty, rich, and clever amongst many other things! You must be allergic to affection or something.”
"I am not allergic to affection. I just dislike it." Kaiba said.
Otogi flipped his hair again. “I’m not working until I can kiss you.”
“Then I’ll do it myself.” Kaiba snapped and walked up to his computer and sat down on the chair. He did not spin around, he was more dignified then that.
Otogi sighed and walked up to Kaiba as Kaiba logged onto the Internet and began to check his email.
"Don't you think that I look gorgeous?" Otogi asked suddenly.
Kaiba didn’t respond.
“Is that Anime porn they’re sending you?”
Kaiba didn’t respond.
“Not even Kaiba Corp. can stop the porn spam robots?”
Kaiba didn’t respond.
“Why don’t you listen to me?” Otogi asked.
Kaiba logged off his email and went to a search engine.
Otogi pouted for a moment and began to twirl his hair. After he realized Kaiba wasn’t looking at him and his adorable face he literally skipped around the room.
"Monkeys aren't that clever, right?"
Kaiba gritted his teeth. “I’d rather work with the mutt then with you.”
Otogi didn’t say anything to that but said, “Birds fly well, don’t they?”
Kaiba decided that American government would be a good subject.
“Mai has a nice rack, don’t you think?” Otogi asked. He stopped skipping and pouted. He loved a challenge as much as the next person did, but Kaiba was like a block of ice.
He walked up to the desk and rested his elbows on it. “Why don’t you like affection?”
“It’s a pointless waste of time.” Kaiba said. “Are you going to stop acting like a child now?”
“Nope!” Otogi said with a wink, “Maybe if you spank me.”
“Flirting is also a waste of time.” Kaiba said.
Otogi flipped his hair again. This guy really was colder then ice.
“So how big is Jonouchi?” Otogi asked casually.
Kaiba stopped typing for a moment. “What do I have to do to make you stop asking these ridiculous questions?”
“Let me kiss you.” Otogi said. “And then I’ll be a good boy and help with the project.”
“If I kick you out and do the project on my own?”
“I’ll bug you at school until I do. Maybe have my cheerleaders help me.”
Kaiba quickly weighed his options, if he let Otogi kiss him he would shut up. If he didn’t then he would have hoards of fan girls and Otogi following him around school…
“Fine.”
Otogi let out a sound of delight and walked around the desk and kissed Kaiba on the lips. “Now, was that so bad?”
By: (Yami) White Rain
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Summary "I am not allergic to affection. I just dislike it." Kaiba tries to explain his point of view to Otogi who seems to have ADD as well as a tendency to ask rhetorical questions. [Otogi/Kaiba]
“Let’s get this over with and move on with our lives.” Seto Kaiba said curtly.
“I’m hurt Kaiba, one might think you wouldn’t want to spend time with me!” Otogi said in a mock shocked voice.
“I would do this stupid project on my own, but it’s a two person assignment and I’m not getting a failing grade.” Kaiba said.
Otogi sighed and flopped on the couch in Kaiba’s office. “So, we’re supposed to find the flaws in a government of our choice, omitting Japan...” Otogi said.
“I’m surprised that you remembered that.” Kaiba said dryly.
“Don’t you know you catch more bees with honey then with vinegar?" Otogi asked.
“Why would I want to catch bees?” Kaiba asked.
Otogi sighed. “It’s an expression, Kaiba. Let’s get to work.”
He stood up and walked over to Kaiba’s desk and sat down on the chair and began to twirl around, ignoring Kaiba’s glares.
“What are you doing?” Kaiba asked after a moment.
“This is what I always do right before I do my homework. Doesn’t everyone?” Otogi asked innocently.
“Stop it, you’ll ruin the chair.”
“So what? You can buy another one.” Otogi said and continued to spin, saying ‘wheee’.
“That’s not the point!” Kaiba snapped.
“What’s the point of having money if you don’t spend it?” Otogi asked.
Kaiba walked up to the chair and grabbed it, effectively stopping Otogi from spinning.
Otogi pouted a minute before suddenly smirking. “Have you ever been kissed?”
“What does that have to do with government?” Kaiba said.
Otogi flipped his hair, “In some places you’re not allowed to kiss in public, that law is enforced by their government. What do you think about it?”
“I don’t really care.” Kaiba said.
Otogi stood up and walked to the bookshelf and examined. Upon realizing that there was nothing of interest in it he turned back to Kaiba and grinned. “So are you going to answer my question or not?’
“I see no point in it.” Kaiba said.
“That means no!” Otogi said, and bounced over to Kaiba until he was standing right in front of him. “And I will be the first person to kiss you.”
“You will not!” Kaiba snapped.
“Yes I will!” Otogi cried out then stood on his toes, leaning in for the kiss, but Kaiba’s hand blocked it.
“No. You. Will. Not.” Kaiba said, pronouncing each word as a sentence.
“Why not?" Otogi asked with a pout "I am charming, pretty, rich, and clever amongst many other things! You must be allergic to affection or something.”
"I am not allergic to affection. I just dislike it." Kaiba said.
Otogi flipped his hair again. “I’m not working until I can kiss you.”
“Then I’ll do it myself.” Kaiba snapped and walked up to his computer and sat down on the chair. He did not spin around, he was more dignified then that.
Otogi sighed and walked up to Kaiba as Kaiba logged onto the Internet and began to check his email.
"Don't you think that I look gorgeous?" Otogi asked suddenly.
Kaiba didn’t respond.
“Is that Anime porn they’re sending you?”
Kaiba didn’t respond.
“Not even Kaiba Corp. can stop the porn spam robots?”
Kaiba didn’t respond.
“Why don’t you listen to me?” Otogi asked.
Kaiba logged off his email and went to a search engine.
Otogi pouted for a moment and began to twirl his hair. After he realized Kaiba wasn’t looking at him and his adorable face he literally skipped around the room.
"Monkeys aren't that clever, right?"
Kaiba gritted his teeth. “I’d rather work with the mutt then with you.”
Otogi didn’t say anything to that but said, “Birds fly well, don’t they?”
Kaiba decided that American government would be a good subject.
“Mai has a nice rack, don’t you think?” Otogi asked. He stopped skipping and pouted. He loved a challenge as much as the next person did, but Kaiba was like a block of ice.
He walked up to the desk and rested his elbows on it. “Why don’t you like affection?”
“It’s a pointless waste of time.” Kaiba said. “Are you going to stop acting like a child now?”
“Nope!” Otogi said with a wink, “Maybe if you spank me.”
“Flirting is also a waste of time.” Kaiba said.
Otogi flipped his hair again. This guy really was colder then ice.
“So how big is Jonouchi?” Otogi asked casually.
Kaiba stopped typing for a moment. “What do I have to do to make you stop asking these ridiculous questions?”
“Let me kiss you.” Otogi said. “And then I’ll be a good boy and help with the project.”
“If I kick you out and do the project on my own?”
“I’ll bug you at school until I do. Maybe have my cheerleaders help me.”
Kaiba quickly weighed his options, if he let Otogi kiss him he would shut up. If he didn’t then he would have hoards of fan girls and Otogi following him around school…
“Fine.”
Otogi let out a sound of delight and walked around the desk and kissed Kaiba on the lips. “Now, was that so bad?”