flash fics: ygo, one piece, gundam seed, naruto, and avatar
Time for another drabble dump.
Kakashi/Sasuke
Sasuke was prone to dramatics, so Kakashi wasn't surprised when Sasuke barged into their room and glared at his teacher. Normally, Kakashi would have been content to ignore Sasuke's childishness, but he needed to get out of the room at some point, and Sasuke was standing in the doorway.
So Kakashi closed his books and beckoned Sasuke over with his hand.
Sasuke's glare intensified and he looked, for a moment, like he was going to stay put and continue to glare at Kakashi, but decided otherwise and walked over to the bed and sat down on the edge of it, furthest away from Kakashi.
After several moments of silence, Sasuke said, “I won't let you go to jail for statutory rape.”
It was only because Kakashi had some experience with Mist civilian law that he had any idea of what Sasuke was talking about. He picked up his book and said lightly, “If you wanted to break up, you could have just said so."
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Gai/Kakashi(/Iruka)
The phone rang.
The heavy weight in Kakashi's stomach seemed heavier when he got off the couch and checked the caller id. It was Gai. And Iruka was in the next room.
Kakashi knew he should just let the phone ring, talking to Gai was never a good idea, the feelings still lingered between the two of them... But Kakashi longed to talk to Gai, he always did.
Besides, he told himself when he picked up the phone, it was Gai, and he knew from experience that Gai would let the phone ring for hours on end (he smiled when he thought of that) and Iruka would get it if Kakashi just let it ring. That was the last thing he wanted.
“Yo.”
“My eternal lo-rival,” They both pretended not to hear the 'lo' “I have called -” Gai said and then his voice seemed to stop.
Kakashi was sure there were things he wanted more than for Gai to keep talking, but he couldn't think of anything. Softly, he said, “Iruka...”
“Can you meet me tonight at my house?” Gai said, and it sounded like a plea.
Kakashi was sure there were things he hated more than that tone, and that there were things he'd give up more to prevent from hearing that, but nothing else came to mind.
“Yes,” Kakashi said after moment, and ignored Iruka's face that lingered in the back of his mind.
It was a good thing Kakashi had practiced doing to same thing to Gai when he was with Iruka, because he was able to do so easily when he was with Gai.
In fact, it was too easy.
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Itachi/Naruto mocking
Naruto was looking odd. His face was scrunched up in a way Sakura had never seen it before, and he kept jumping when he heard odd noises and he kept looking over his shoulders ever few minutes.
But he just smiled and said nothing was wrong when Sakura asked him why he was so jumpy.
She was considering that maybe someone was badly hindging him for a joke when Naruto suddenly spoke.
“Sakura-chan,” He had stopped walking to the training area, folded his arms and looked down. He took a deep breath and blurted, “The Kyuubi called me Kit.”
Sakura stopped walking, turned around sharply and stared at him. She opened her mouth to say something, but Naruto suddenly began to talk to so fast she couldn’t get a word in edgewise. She also go the feeling that he wasn’t even sure that he wanted to even tell her what was going on, because he kept taking steps away from her and if what he was saying wasn’t so surprising, she may have wondered why Naruto didn’t seem to trust her.
“And he said that Itachi would make a good mate. And that I should think about settling down with him and giving up on Sasuke, because Sasuke is clearly unredeemable because he was immune to my angelic light.”
For a brief moment, Sakura thought that Naruto was joking, but his eyes were dead serious.
“Do you think that maybe someone is playing with your head?” Sakura said slowly.
“No.” Naruto said. “I’ve talked to the Kyuubi enough to know what’s it’s like.”
Sakura was about to put her hand on his shoulder, and suggest they talk to Yamato or Kakashi when Sai bound over to both of them, grinning, holding a book,
“Naruto-kun!” Sai said cheerfully, “Did you have a conversation with the Kyuubi last night?”
“How did you know that?” Sakura said before Naruto could even open his mouth.
“I found this book,” Sai said and held up the book he had brought up with him. Sakura didn’t recognize the letters that were engraved on the top of the book. “It said that it could help with demon troubles, I just had to write down what I wanted to change. And I had just finished reading a manga series that reminded me vaguely of Naruto and Sasuke that Neji brought to the NaruSasu club and it gave me the best idea -”
“The what?” Naruto said, but Sakura put her hand on his mouth and nodded Sai on. There was no way that Naruto finding about the NaruSasu club right now could be a good thing, with how bad their last meeting went a few days ago. And with how Neji and Sai were clashing over some of the club rules.
“The main character had a mentor figure that helped shape him up into the right person for his true love, and away from the seemingly nice older brother figure from the main love interest! I thought that changing the Kyuubi into something like him would help with Naruto’s troubled relationship with the Kyuubi and give him ideas to help with Sasuke-kun.” He grinned at Naruto and Sakura.
And a moment later he was face down on the ground from Sakura’s punch.
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Gai/Sasuke
His smile was creepy. Like that Orochimaru.
But he kept saying youth like Kakashi's rival.
And he was walking over to Sasuke slowly, smiling.
And Sasuke couldn't move. He was frozen.
"I have waited for this moment my entire life..." The man said and when he was over to Sasuke, he set his hands on Sasuke's shoulder. "I spent my entire live working for this moment."
Sasuke would have said something, but the only thing that would come out of his mouth were tiny moans.
He teeth sparkled and Sasuke was reminded of Gai.
"Yes, it works..." The man said and Sasuke could feel the happiness radiating from him. "Those moans will stay with me forever..."
Sasuke's eyes widened when the man began to slowly tear off his shirt.
He struggled to move or shout, but he could only whimper and twitch very slightly.
"Yes," the man said, licking his lips with his tongue as Sasuke's shirt fell to the ground.
That was when the man fell to the ground, dead by a kunai to the back. Sasuke looked up to see that sparkling man, Gai.
Only he wasn't sparkling now, he looked sad. "You should have spent more time training and less time on that time machine... My son."
"Who was that?" Sasuke said, his voice higher than normal because he could only moan moments ago, and not because he'd been afraid.
"My biggest mistake," Gai said, tears streaming down his face. "Orochimaru's tongue was too much to resist and I -" Gai paused and turned away. "I have said too much."
Yes. Yes he had.
But that didn't stop Sasuke from falling in love anyway.
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Aang/Zuko
"Aang," he says, and it burns on his tongue. It's not a strange feeling for Zuko, to want to take something back.
"Yeah?" He said, not getting it.
Zuko ignored him, and hid a smile.
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Itachi crack
"No," Fugaku said, "You have to carry on the Uchiha line, and you can't if you marry a fish."
"You're just holding me back," Itachi said and killed his father ruthlessly. And his mother too.
Then the rest of his clan, before his temper tantrum dissolved.
He was about to go meet his Kisame-chan when Sasuke ran up to him, and looked on at his parents in horror.
'Fuck,' Itachi thought, 'I only have ten minutes before I'm supposed to meet Kisame-chan, and I don't want him to get worried. Better wing this.'
"I did it," Itachi said, putting on his best dramatic voice that edged on monotone (he'd practiced so much in front of the mirror). "To test my strength."
Sasuke started to cry.
Itachi suddenly felt a bit bad for destroying Sasuke's life. He should give the kid a purpose, and made sure he stuck with it.
So he did, all the while thinking about his Kisame-chan and his talented fingers.
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Gai/Neji and Sakura/Sasuke crack
Neji was repressed and angry.
Unlike most people, he didn't hit puberty until he was nineteen.
And with that came the sudden realization that his sensei, Gai was hot. And he wanted to hit it so hard.
So he told his best friend, Sasuke about it.
Sasuke patted his large pregnant stomach, as he often did, when he was thinking. "I sadly have no advice, Neji. Sakura just pinned me down and tore off my clothes."
Both of the boys sighed happily at the thought.
"I'm jealous," Neji admitted, "Everyone wants to rape you, and Gai-sensei won't even spare me a second glance."
"There, there," Sasuke said, although Neji didn't believe him at all, because Sasuke didn't have that problem. And besides, everyone knew that Kakashi wanted to molest Sasuke. "How about you rape Gai, like Sakura did with me?"
"Will that work?" Neji said.
"Of course!" Sasuke said, "Rape always equals love."
Neji didn't get to say anything, since Sakura called.
"Sasuke-kun! Make me a sammich!"
"Coming dear," Sasuke said, standing up slowly.
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Gai/Kakashi, Kakashi/Sasuke, Gai/Kakashi/Sasuke/Neji crack
Gai jaw dropped and the bottle of water he'd been holding slipped out of his hand and crashed on the ground.
His eternal rival, his lover, his everything was pressing Sasuke into their mattress and nibbling on Sasuke's neck and had one hand up his student's shirt.
Kakashi turned around to face Gai, all the while, pushing his mask back into place. "Yo."
"How can you act so casual when -- " Gai found he could not finish his sentence.
"What?" Kakashi looked honestly baffled.
Gai blinked twice and said slowly, "You're cheating on me with your student."
"No I'm not," Kakashi said.
Gai didn't say anything right away, instead he narrowed his hot, bushy, eyebrows and analyzed the statement in his head for several minutes, even going through all the hip things Kakashi believed and did. He then shook his head, "No. You're cheating on me. I think we should break up."
"Over a sex toy?" Kakashi sounded disappointed in Gai. "You didn't have to think up of an excuse, you could have just said something. This isn't like you at all."
"A sex toy?" Gai asked, puzzlement creeping into his tone.
Sasuke opened his mouth, probably to protest, but paused when Kakashi turned around, probably to give him that hard look that was making Gai hot just thinking about.
"Yes," Kakashi said, "It's have-sex-with-you-students-day."
"I thought it was next week," Gai said softly, then gave Kakashi a big grin, his teeth pinging, and a thumbs up, "I'll get Neji!"
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Sakura/Sasuke
Sasuke's backside was already stinging when Sakura let up on her rain of smacks in order to rub the abused skin softly.
He thought that meant Sakura was done, but he was wrong.
"Sasuke-kun," she said, he voice sounding innocent, "I hope you thought about you actions while I was warming up, because you won't be able to think now."
She lifted Sasuke's hips up slightly, so that she had better access to the area where Sasuke's thighs and ass meet and continued the spanking.
She was right about that, the only thing that was on Sasuke's mind was the fact that it felt like Sakura was using fire instead of Chakra to back up the extra force behind the smacks.
When he could think at all, that is.
It wasn't long before the spanks were so hard that Sasuke actually couldn't think.
He didn't even realize it was over until he heard his own whimpers as Sakura pushed him off of her lap and pinned him to the mattress.
"Are you going to be good now?" She said, and gave him a slightly mocking smile.
Sasuke leaned up in order to press his lips against hers. She quickly pinned his wrists to the headboard and began to kiss down his neck.
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Kakashi/Sasuke
Kakashi carefully set both of his hands on Sasuke's hips and firmly pinned the boy against the wall.
They were very close together, so much so, that Sasuke could easily grind his hips against Kakashi's, Kakashi knew this because Sasuke did such a thing. He didn't do it very long, Kakashi put an end to that by digging his fingers into Sasuke's pale hips and giving him a sharp look.
When Sasuke grew still, Kakashi let up and soothed the punished skin by gently rubbing circles on the bruised skin. Sasuke's lips parted slightly and Kakashi could feel Sasuke's body responding.
That's when it occurred to Kakashi what he was about to do. He pulled away and intended to get as far away as he possibly could from Sasuke, while keeping in mind that Sasuke was under his care, but he didn't get a chance to even leave the room.
Sasuke grabbed his wrist, and, surprised at Sasuke's action, Kakashi allowed the boy to jerk Kakashi forward, and pull him forward and into a clumsy kiss. He pressed his body fully against Kakashi and whimpered softly in Kakashi's mouth.
The only thing worse than knowing that Sasuke was trying seduce him was the fact that it was working.
He waited until Sasuke pushed down his mask before shoving his tongue roughly in Sasuke's mouth and pushing a surprised Sasuke to the face-up on the ground. He knocked Sasuke's legs apart and settled between them before breaking the kiss.
Sasuke's eyes were glassy and he was panting as Kakashi grabbed a handful of Sasuke's hair, and pulled Sasuke's head to the side so that he could have better access to Sasuke's neck. He began to attack the skin of his student's neck with his teeth while he cupped Sasuke's ass in order to guide Sasuke's frantic thrusts against Kakashi's knee.
"Are you going to fuck me?" Sasuke said between breaths.
Kakashi's fingers gently working on parting Sasuke was answer enough for both of them.
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Kabuto/Sasuke
Sasuke's wrists easily fit in Kabuto's hands as he pressed the boy face first into the wall. It was a reminder of how young the boy was.
"You should really respect your elders," Kabuto said softly, pressing his knee into Sasuke's upper thigh.
Sasuke made a dismissive sound and began to struggle. Kabuto allowed that for a moment before quickly snapping one of Sasuke's wrists.
The boy hissed softy, but grew still.
"Maybe you are learning," Kabuto allowed some pride to taint his tone.
"Not what you think I am," Sasuke said. "I just know how to use Orochimaru against you."
"This won't scar," Kabuto said and then leaned over to Sasuke's neck. "And it's Orochimaru-sama," he added before licking the cursed seal.
Sasuke's shoulders tensed.
Kabuto checked to see if the boy's back had tensed to, by slowly tearing off Sasuke's top and having his fingers crawling up the spine.
It was.
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Orochimaru/Sasuke
"So, it's a deal, Sasuke-kun?" Orochimaru said.
"I don't care what you do with my body, as long as I get to kill Itachi," Sasuke said.
Orochimaru gave him an unreadable look before slowly gliding over to Sasuke, grabbing his wrists and pulling him forward.
To his credit, the boy flinched when Orochimaru's tongue moved down his shirt.
"Are you sure about that, Sasuke-kun?"
The boy swallowed and said, his voice shaking slightly, "It doesn't matter."
"I'll take you when you believe that," Orochimaru said, and let the boy go.
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One Piece crack
"I got the rum!" Luffy cried, holding up a bottle.
Nami made a face, and a moment later, Sanji poured her a glass of sparkling wine, with a bow.
She blew him a kiss, and watched, amused, as he turned into a puddle of goo.
"You're evil," Zoro said.
Nami just grinned at him.
Before anyone could say anything else, Chopper suddenly spoke, thrusting his hips forward, "Who wants a bit of Chopper for Christmas? I'm all rain dear, and even more man!" He winked at Usopp.
Usopp did as any man would, and fainted dead on the floor.
There was silence.
"Who spiked his drink?" Nami said as Zoro went to get the smelling salts.
"Well, I don't know about spiking has to do with anything," Luffy said, "But if I knew Chopper would become like this if put some rum in the fruit punch, I would have bought more condoms."
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Mokuba gen
Mokuba would often play in the sandbox when he was at the orphanage, while Seto stood over him, and glare away anyone who came near the two of them.
He didn't have to, and he probably shouldn't, but Mokuba had been beaten up enough so that Seto didn't care.
And Mokuba was too grateful to say anything.
And besides, Seto often smiled when he looked at Mokuba, and Mokuba knew there was nothing greater than that.
Sometime he still thought like this. Like right now, when Seto was glaring at his date. Mokuba couldn't help but feel as if he were trapped in a sandbox.
He sighed, and made a note to talk to his brother about it later.
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Dearka/Miriallia
Dearka was staring at his plate and poking at his food, thinking about how their first date was a disaster, in Dearka's opinion, he'd said all the wrong things, did all the wrong things and probably took her to a restaurant she hated, when he heard laughing.
Okay. Great so he was so terrible that she laughed at his try.
He dug is fork too hard into the plate and left a chip. Now he'd have to pay for it.
"Why won't you look at me," Miriallia said after she'd stopped laughing.
He looked up at her and said, "Well, you're laughing at me..." And us he didn't add.
"You're an idiot," she said fondly and reached over to grab his hand. "I wasn't laughing at you." She paused. "Okay I was, but it wasn't in a bad way. You're just trying too hard. I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to."
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Naruto/Sasuke
The bastard had no right to be grinning. Not when Naruto's fist was in his chest and Naruto could literally feel his heart.
"Why the hell did you move?" Naruto hissed, and Sasuke's face blurred because of the tears that burned behind his eyes. "I wasn't aiming to kill you."
"I let you kill me on my whim," Sasuke said and Naruto just barely resisted punching Sasuke in the eye. The last thing he needed was to kill Sasuke faster.
Instead, he said, desperately, "I could have killed you on my own!" Then he added, as if it was an afterthought instead of the thing he wanted the most, "I'm supposed to save you,"
"Yeah," Sasuke said and then laughed. It wasn't a mean one, or an insane one. He sounded genuinely happy, and it was that fact that made the tears spill down Naruto's face. Only his death could do this? To make Sasuke feel --
Naruto kissed him, because he couldn't think of what else he could do, and he couldn't stand thinking any longer, and Sasuke's laugher died. He didn't know what to do exactly, so he bit on Sasuke's bottom lip hard enough to break the skin.
As he licked up the blood and Sasuke said, "Thank you."
And then his heart stopped beating.
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Itachi/Kiasme/Gai
Itachi watched as Gai trained his student, Neji. His eyes focused on the large eyebrows, the way his legs moved, and the bulge between his legs.
He tried not to swoon, after all, a sociopath probably wasn't supposed to fall in love, much less be sappy about it.
But it was hard.
As Gai grinned at Neji, Itachi felt a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to face Kiasme, who said, "Are you trying to take my man, Itachi-san?"
"Bring it on, fish man," Itachi said, his voice only hinting at the anger that boiled within him. Gai was his.
"Oh Gai-sensei!' Neji cried and both Kiasme and Itachi turned around to see Gai's fingers doing acts against Neji's character.
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Kakashi/Sasuke
Kakashi's fingers laced through Sasuke's hair and he pulled his student's head back roughly in order to examine the wound on his left shoulder.
"Kakashi, I - "
Kakashi pulled back Sasuke's head even more, this time even more roughly.
Sasuke understood and the words died on his lips.
It wasn't a terrible wound, Kakashi could easily heal it himself. Ignoring the way Sasuke shivered slightly under his touch, Kakashi rested his fingers on the wound and began to focus his chakra.
"That was very foolish of you," Kakashi said as he began to pour the chakra carefully into Sasuke's wound.
He waited for Sasuke to mutter something about Naruto, but he stayed silent. Kakashi yanked Sasuke's head to side anyway though. He knew his emotions were probably clouding his judgment some, and he had to get them under control, fast. He wasn't used to the worry he'd just felt, or the anger he was feeling now.
The wound now healed, Kakashi pulled Sasuke's head back up, letting go of his hair and giving him a disappointed look.
Sasuke squirmed slightly and lowered his eyes.
Kakashi moved his hand from Sasuke's shoulder, up his neck and firmly grabbed hold of Sasuke's chin. He titled Sasuke's head up, high enough so he couldn't avoid Kakashi's face completely, and began to lecture.
"On missions you're a soldier, not a child, and I expect you to act as such." Kakashi paused, to see if Sasuke would out Naruto. He didn't. Kakashi allowed this, because it was good for teamwork, and continued, "Don't give into such childish indulges on missions ever again."
Sasuke nodded sharply as Kakashi let go of his face.
He ended the punishment by back-handing the boy across his jaw and then dismissed him.
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Kakashi and Sasuke
It happened rather quickly.
Kakashi had both of Sasuke's wrists pinned to the small of his back and Sasuke was pressed against Kakashi's chest.
"Don't put me on the ground," Sasuke said.
Kakashi said nothing. Sasuke knew he was considering what Sasuke had said.
"I won't move," Sasuke offered.
They were both quiet for a moment.
"You are going to kill me, right?" Sasuke said, and allowed something like hope to taint the tone of his voice.
"It's what I was sent to do," Kakashi said.
Sasuke smiled and then pressed his head into Kakashi's neck, baring his throat.
"Don't say anything else," Sasuke said and Kakashi pressed the kunai into his neck.
"Please," was his last word.
Kakashi waited until his student's (it occurred to him that he said Naruto and Sakura were not longer his students) heart stopped before carefully removing the blood from his throat. He was going to do Sasuke's chest as well (he had wanted to tell Sasuke that his clothes would hinder him as a ninja, and were indecent as well), but his hands were shaking too much.
Instead, he burned the body and thought about being the last one alive with any Uchiha blood (He knew Sasuke wouldn't have submitted to this if Itachi was still alive) and wondered how many ghosts would linger with Sasuke's.
Kakashi/Sasuke
Sasuke was prone to dramatics, so Kakashi wasn't surprised when Sasuke barged into their room and glared at his teacher. Normally, Kakashi would have been content to ignore Sasuke's childishness, but he needed to get out of the room at some point, and Sasuke was standing in the doorway.
So Kakashi closed his books and beckoned Sasuke over with his hand.
Sasuke's glare intensified and he looked, for a moment, like he was going to stay put and continue to glare at Kakashi, but decided otherwise and walked over to the bed and sat down on the edge of it, furthest away from Kakashi.
After several moments of silence, Sasuke said, “I won't let you go to jail for statutory rape.”
It was only because Kakashi had some experience with Mist civilian law that he had any idea of what Sasuke was talking about. He picked up his book and said lightly, “If you wanted to break up, you could have just said so."
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Gai/Kakashi(/Iruka)
The phone rang.
The heavy weight in Kakashi's stomach seemed heavier when he got off the couch and checked the caller id. It was Gai. And Iruka was in the next room.
Kakashi knew he should just let the phone ring, talking to Gai was never a good idea, the feelings still lingered between the two of them... But Kakashi longed to talk to Gai, he always did.
Besides, he told himself when he picked up the phone, it was Gai, and he knew from experience that Gai would let the phone ring for hours on end (he smiled when he thought of that) and Iruka would get it if Kakashi just let it ring. That was the last thing he wanted.
“Yo.”
“My eternal lo-rival,” They both pretended not to hear the 'lo' “I have called -” Gai said and then his voice seemed to stop.
Kakashi was sure there were things he wanted more than for Gai to keep talking, but he couldn't think of anything. Softly, he said, “Iruka...”
“Can you meet me tonight at my house?” Gai said, and it sounded like a plea.
Kakashi was sure there were things he hated more than that tone, and that there were things he'd give up more to prevent from hearing that, but nothing else came to mind.
“Yes,” Kakashi said after moment, and ignored Iruka's face that lingered in the back of his mind.
It was a good thing Kakashi had practiced doing to same thing to Gai when he was with Iruka, because he was able to do so easily when he was with Gai.
In fact, it was too easy.
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Itachi/Naruto mocking
Naruto was looking odd. His face was scrunched up in a way Sakura had never seen it before, and he kept jumping when he heard odd noises and he kept looking over his shoulders ever few minutes.
But he just smiled and said nothing was wrong when Sakura asked him why he was so jumpy.
She was considering that maybe someone was badly hindging him for a joke when Naruto suddenly spoke.
“Sakura-chan,” He had stopped walking to the training area, folded his arms and looked down. He took a deep breath and blurted, “The Kyuubi called me Kit.”
Sakura stopped walking, turned around sharply and stared at him. She opened her mouth to say something, but Naruto suddenly began to talk to so fast she couldn’t get a word in edgewise. She also go the feeling that he wasn’t even sure that he wanted to even tell her what was going on, because he kept taking steps away from her and if what he was saying wasn’t so surprising, she may have wondered why Naruto didn’t seem to trust her.
“And he said that Itachi would make a good mate. And that I should think about settling down with him and giving up on Sasuke, because Sasuke is clearly unredeemable because he was immune to my angelic light.”
For a brief moment, Sakura thought that Naruto was joking, but his eyes were dead serious.
“Do you think that maybe someone is playing with your head?” Sakura said slowly.
“No.” Naruto said. “I’ve talked to the Kyuubi enough to know what’s it’s like.”
Sakura was about to put her hand on his shoulder, and suggest they talk to Yamato or Kakashi when Sai bound over to both of them, grinning, holding a book,
“Naruto-kun!” Sai said cheerfully, “Did you have a conversation with the Kyuubi last night?”
“How did you know that?” Sakura said before Naruto could even open his mouth.
“I found this book,” Sai said and held up the book he had brought up with him. Sakura didn’t recognize the letters that were engraved on the top of the book. “It said that it could help with demon troubles, I just had to write down what I wanted to change. And I had just finished reading a manga series that reminded me vaguely of Naruto and Sasuke that Neji brought to the NaruSasu club and it gave me the best idea -”
“The what?” Naruto said, but Sakura put her hand on his mouth and nodded Sai on. There was no way that Naruto finding about the NaruSasu club right now could be a good thing, with how bad their last meeting went a few days ago. And with how Neji and Sai were clashing over some of the club rules.
“The main character had a mentor figure that helped shape him up into the right person for his true love, and away from the seemingly nice older brother figure from the main love interest! I thought that changing the Kyuubi into something like him would help with Naruto’s troubled relationship with the Kyuubi and give him ideas to help with Sasuke-kun.” He grinned at Naruto and Sakura.
And a moment later he was face down on the ground from Sakura’s punch.
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Gai/Sasuke
His smile was creepy. Like that Orochimaru.
But he kept saying youth like Kakashi's rival.
And he was walking over to Sasuke slowly, smiling.
And Sasuke couldn't move. He was frozen.
"I have waited for this moment my entire life..." The man said and when he was over to Sasuke, he set his hands on Sasuke's shoulder. "I spent my entire live working for this moment."
Sasuke would have said something, but the only thing that would come out of his mouth were tiny moans.
He teeth sparkled and Sasuke was reminded of Gai.
"Yes, it works..." The man said and Sasuke could feel the happiness radiating from him. "Those moans will stay with me forever..."
Sasuke's eyes widened when the man began to slowly tear off his shirt.
He struggled to move or shout, but he could only whimper and twitch very slightly.
"Yes," the man said, licking his lips with his tongue as Sasuke's shirt fell to the ground.
That was when the man fell to the ground, dead by a kunai to the back. Sasuke looked up to see that sparkling man, Gai.
Only he wasn't sparkling now, he looked sad. "You should have spent more time training and less time on that time machine... My son."
"Who was that?" Sasuke said, his voice higher than normal because he could only moan moments ago, and not because he'd been afraid.
"My biggest mistake," Gai said, tears streaming down his face. "Orochimaru's tongue was too much to resist and I -" Gai paused and turned away. "I have said too much."
Yes. Yes he had.
But that didn't stop Sasuke from falling in love anyway.
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Aang/Zuko
"Aang," he says, and it burns on his tongue. It's not a strange feeling for Zuko, to want to take something back.
"Yeah?" He said, not getting it.
Zuko ignored him, and hid a smile.
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Itachi crack
"No," Fugaku said, "You have to carry on the Uchiha line, and you can't if you marry a fish."
"You're just holding me back," Itachi said and killed his father ruthlessly. And his mother too.
Then the rest of his clan, before his temper tantrum dissolved.
He was about to go meet his Kisame-chan when Sasuke ran up to him, and looked on at his parents in horror.
'Fuck,' Itachi thought, 'I only have ten minutes before I'm supposed to meet Kisame-chan, and I don't want him to get worried. Better wing this.'
"I did it," Itachi said, putting on his best dramatic voice that edged on monotone (he'd practiced so much in front of the mirror). "To test my strength."
Sasuke started to cry.
Itachi suddenly felt a bit bad for destroying Sasuke's life. He should give the kid a purpose, and made sure he stuck with it.
So he did, all the while thinking about his Kisame-chan and his talented fingers.
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Gai/Neji and Sakura/Sasuke crack
Neji was repressed and angry.
Unlike most people, he didn't hit puberty until he was nineteen.
And with that came the sudden realization that his sensei, Gai was hot. And he wanted to hit it so hard.
So he told his best friend, Sasuke about it.
Sasuke patted his large pregnant stomach, as he often did, when he was thinking. "I sadly have no advice, Neji. Sakura just pinned me down and tore off my clothes."
Both of the boys sighed happily at the thought.
"I'm jealous," Neji admitted, "Everyone wants to rape you, and Gai-sensei won't even spare me a second glance."
"There, there," Sasuke said, although Neji didn't believe him at all, because Sasuke didn't have that problem. And besides, everyone knew that Kakashi wanted to molest Sasuke. "How about you rape Gai, like Sakura did with me?"
"Will that work?" Neji said.
"Of course!" Sasuke said, "Rape always equals love."
Neji didn't get to say anything, since Sakura called.
"Sasuke-kun! Make me a sammich!"
"Coming dear," Sasuke said, standing up slowly.
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Gai/Kakashi, Kakashi/Sasuke, Gai/Kakashi/Sasuke/Neji crack
Gai jaw dropped and the bottle of water he'd been holding slipped out of his hand and crashed on the ground.
His eternal rival, his lover, his everything was pressing Sasuke into their mattress and nibbling on Sasuke's neck and had one hand up his student's shirt.
Kakashi turned around to face Gai, all the while, pushing his mask back into place. "Yo."
"How can you act so casual when -- " Gai found he could not finish his sentence.
"What?" Kakashi looked honestly baffled.
Gai blinked twice and said slowly, "You're cheating on me with your student."
"No I'm not," Kakashi said.
Gai didn't say anything right away, instead he narrowed his hot, bushy, eyebrows and analyzed the statement in his head for several minutes, even going through all the hip things Kakashi believed and did. He then shook his head, "No. You're cheating on me. I think we should break up."
"Over a sex toy?" Kakashi sounded disappointed in Gai. "You didn't have to think up of an excuse, you could have just said something. This isn't like you at all."
"A sex toy?" Gai asked, puzzlement creeping into his tone.
Sasuke opened his mouth, probably to protest, but paused when Kakashi turned around, probably to give him that hard look that was making Gai hot just thinking about.
"Yes," Kakashi said, "It's have-sex-with-you-students-day."
"I thought it was next week," Gai said softly, then gave Kakashi a big grin, his teeth pinging, and a thumbs up, "I'll get Neji!"
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Sakura/Sasuke
Sasuke's backside was already stinging when Sakura let up on her rain of smacks in order to rub the abused skin softly.
He thought that meant Sakura was done, but he was wrong.
"Sasuke-kun," she said, he voice sounding innocent, "I hope you thought about you actions while I was warming up, because you won't be able to think now."
She lifted Sasuke's hips up slightly, so that she had better access to the area where Sasuke's thighs and ass meet and continued the spanking.
She was right about that, the only thing that was on Sasuke's mind was the fact that it felt like Sakura was using fire instead of Chakra to back up the extra force behind the smacks.
When he could think at all, that is.
It wasn't long before the spanks were so hard that Sasuke actually couldn't think.
He didn't even realize it was over until he heard his own whimpers as Sakura pushed him off of her lap and pinned him to the mattress.
"Are you going to be good now?" She said, and gave him a slightly mocking smile.
Sasuke leaned up in order to press his lips against hers. She quickly pinned his wrists to the headboard and began to kiss down his neck.
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Kakashi/Sasuke
Kakashi carefully set both of his hands on Sasuke's hips and firmly pinned the boy against the wall.
They were very close together, so much so, that Sasuke could easily grind his hips against Kakashi's, Kakashi knew this because Sasuke did such a thing. He didn't do it very long, Kakashi put an end to that by digging his fingers into Sasuke's pale hips and giving him a sharp look.
When Sasuke grew still, Kakashi let up and soothed the punished skin by gently rubbing circles on the bruised skin. Sasuke's lips parted slightly and Kakashi could feel Sasuke's body responding.
That's when it occurred to Kakashi what he was about to do. He pulled away and intended to get as far away as he possibly could from Sasuke, while keeping in mind that Sasuke was under his care, but he didn't get a chance to even leave the room.
Sasuke grabbed his wrist, and, surprised at Sasuke's action, Kakashi allowed the boy to jerk Kakashi forward, and pull him forward and into a clumsy kiss. He pressed his body fully against Kakashi and whimpered softly in Kakashi's mouth.
The only thing worse than knowing that Sasuke was trying seduce him was the fact that it was working.
He waited until Sasuke pushed down his mask before shoving his tongue roughly in Sasuke's mouth and pushing a surprised Sasuke to the face-up on the ground. He knocked Sasuke's legs apart and settled between them before breaking the kiss.
Sasuke's eyes were glassy and he was panting as Kakashi grabbed a handful of Sasuke's hair, and pulled Sasuke's head to the side so that he could have better access to Sasuke's neck. He began to attack the skin of his student's neck with his teeth while he cupped Sasuke's ass in order to guide Sasuke's frantic thrusts against Kakashi's knee.
"Are you going to fuck me?" Sasuke said between breaths.
Kakashi's fingers gently working on parting Sasuke was answer enough for both of them.
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Kabuto/Sasuke
Sasuke's wrists easily fit in Kabuto's hands as he pressed the boy face first into the wall. It was a reminder of how young the boy was.
"You should really respect your elders," Kabuto said softly, pressing his knee into Sasuke's upper thigh.
Sasuke made a dismissive sound and began to struggle. Kabuto allowed that for a moment before quickly snapping one of Sasuke's wrists.
The boy hissed softy, but grew still.
"Maybe you are learning," Kabuto allowed some pride to taint his tone.
"Not what you think I am," Sasuke said. "I just know how to use Orochimaru against you."
"This won't scar," Kabuto said and then leaned over to Sasuke's neck. "And it's Orochimaru-sama," he added before licking the cursed seal.
Sasuke's shoulders tensed.
Kabuto checked to see if the boy's back had tensed to, by slowly tearing off Sasuke's top and having his fingers crawling up the spine.
It was.
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Orochimaru/Sasuke
"So, it's a deal, Sasuke-kun?" Orochimaru said.
"I don't care what you do with my body, as long as I get to kill Itachi," Sasuke said.
Orochimaru gave him an unreadable look before slowly gliding over to Sasuke, grabbing his wrists and pulling him forward.
To his credit, the boy flinched when Orochimaru's tongue moved down his shirt.
"Are you sure about that, Sasuke-kun?"
The boy swallowed and said, his voice shaking slightly, "It doesn't matter."
"I'll take you when you believe that," Orochimaru said, and let the boy go.
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One Piece crack
"I got the rum!" Luffy cried, holding up a bottle.
Nami made a face, and a moment later, Sanji poured her a glass of sparkling wine, with a bow.
She blew him a kiss, and watched, amused, as he turned into a puddle of goo.
"You're evil," Zoro said.
Nami just grinned at him.
Before anyone could say anything else, Chopper suddenly spoke, thrusting his hips forward, "Who wants a bit of Chopper for Christmas? I'm all rain dear, and even more man!" He winked at Usopp.
Usopp did as any man would, and fainted dead on the floor.
There was silence.
"Who spiked his drink?" Nami said as Zoro went to get the smelling salts.
"Well, I don't know about spiking has to do with anything," Luffy said, "But if I knew Chopper would become like this if put some rum in the fruit punch, I would have bought more condoms."
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Mokuba gen
Mokuba would often play in the sandbox when he was at the orphanage, while Seto stood over him, and glare away anyone who came near the two of them.
He didn't have to, and he probably shouldn't, but Mokuba had been beaten up enough so that Seto didn't care.
And Mokuba was too grateful to say anything.
And besides, Seto often smiled when he looked at Mokuba, and Mokuba knew there was nothing greater than that.
Sometime he still thought like this. Like right now, when Seto was glaring at his date. Mokuba couldn't help but feel as if he were trapped in a sandbox.
He sighed, and made a note to talk to his brother about it later.
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Dearka/Miriallia
Dearka was staring at his plate and poking at his food, thinking about how their first date was a disaster, in Dearka's opinion, he'd said all the wrong things, did all the wrong things and probably took her to a restaurant she hated, when he heard laughing.
Okay. Great so he was so terrible that she laughed at his try.
He dug is fork too hard into the plate and left a chip. Now he'd have to pay for it.
"Why won't you look at me," Miriallia said after she'd stopped laughing.
He looked up at her and said, "Well, you're laughing at me..." And us he didn't add.
"You're an idiot," she said fondly and reached over to grab his hand. "I wasn't laughing at you." She paused. "Okay I was, but it wasn't in a bad way. You're just trying too hard. I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to."
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Naruto/Sasuke
The bastard had no right to be grinning. Not when Naruto's fist was in his chest and Naruto could literally feel his heart.
"Why the hell did you move?" Naruto hissed, and Sasuke's face blurred because of the tears that burned behind his eyes. "I wasn't aiming to kill you."
"I let you kill me on my whim," Sasuke said and Naruto just barely resisted punching Sasuke in the eye. The last thing he needed was to kill Sasuke faster.
Instead, he said, desperately, "I could have killed you on my own!" Then he added, as if it was an afterthought instead of the thing he wanted the most, "I'm supposed to save you,"
"Yeah," Sasuke said and then laughed. It wasn't a mean one, or an insane one. He sounded genuinely happy, and it was that fact that made the tears spill down Naruto's face. Only his death could do this? To make Sasuke feel --
Naruto kissed him, because he couldn't think of what else he could do, and he couldn't stand thinking any longer, and Sasuke's laugher died. He didn't know what to do exactly, so he bit on Sasuke's bottom lip hard enough to break the skin.
As he licked up the blood and Sasuke said, "Thank you."
And then his heart stopped beating.
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Itachi/Kiasme/Gai
Itachi watched as Gai trained his student, Neji. His eyes focused on the large eyebrows, the way his legs moved, and the bulge between his legs.
He tried not to swoon, after all, a sociopath probably wasn't supposed to fall in love, much less be sappy about it.
But it was hard.
As Gai grinned at Neji, Itachi felt a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to face Kiasme, who said, "Are you trying to take my man, Itachi-san?"
"Bring it on, fish man," Itachi said, his voice only hinting at the anger that boiled within him. Gai was his.
"Oh Gai-sensei!' Neji cried and both Kiasme and Itachi turned around to see Gai's fingers doing acts against Neji's character.
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Kakashi/Sasuke
Kakashi's fingers laced through Sasuke's hair and he pulled his student's head back roughly in order to examine the wound on his left shoulder.
"Kakashi, I - "
Kakashi pulled back Sasuke's head even more, this time even more roughly.
Sasuke understood and the words died on his lips.
It wasn't a terrible wound, Kakashi could easily heal it himself. Ignoring the way Sasuke shivered slightly under his touch, Kakashi rested his fingers on the wound and began to focus his chakra.
"That was very foolish of you," Kakashi said as he began to pour the chakra carefully into Sasuke's wound.
He waited for Sasuke to mutter something about Naruto, but he stayed silent. Kakashi yanked Sasuke's head to side anyway though. He knew his emotions were probably clouding his judgment some, and he had to get them under control, fast. He wasn't used to the worry he'd just felt, or the anger he was feeling now.
The wound now healed, Kakashi pulled Sasuke's head back up, letting go of his hair and giving him a disappointed look.
Sasuke squirmed slightly and lowered his eyes.
Kakashi moved his hand from Sasuke's shoulder, up his neck and firmly grabbed hold of Sasuke's chin. He titled Sasuke's head up, high enough so he couldn't avoid Kakashi's face completely, and began to lecture.
"On missions you're a soldier, not a child, and I expect you to act as such." Kakashi paused, to see if Sasuke would out Naruto. He didn't. Kakashi allowed this, because it was good for teamwork, and continued, "Don't give into such childish indulges on missions ever again."
Sasuke nodded sharply as Kakashi let go of his face.
He ended the punishment by back-handing the boy across his jaw and then dismissed him.
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Kakashi and Sasuke
It happened rather quickly.
Kakashi had both of Sasuke's wrists pinned to the small of his back and Sasuke was pressed against Kakashi's chest.
"Don't put me on the ground," Sasuke said.
Kakashi said nothing. Sasuke knew he was considering what Sasuke had said.
"I won't move," Sasuke offered.
They were both quiet for a moment.
"You are going to kill me, right?" Sasuke said, and allowed something like hope to taint the tone of his voice.
"It's what I was sent to do," Kakashi said.
Sasuke smiled and then pressed his head into Kakashi's neck, baring his throat.
"Don't say anything else," Sasuke said and Kakashi pressed the kunai into his neck.
"Please," was his last word.
Kakashi waited until his student's (it occurred to him that he said Naruto and Sakura were not longer his students) heart stopped before carefully removing the blood from his throat. He was going to do Sasuke's chest as well (he had wanted to tell Sasuke that his clothes would hinder him as a ninja, and were indecent as well), but his hands were shaking too much.
Instead, he burned the body and thought about being the last one alive with any Uchiha blood (He knew Sasuke wouldn't have submitted to this if Itachi was still alive) and wondered how many ghosts would linger with Sasuke's.