The objects of Alaric Saltzman's sex life

[et_in_arkadia]

You know, the sense that Matthew Davis is a little out of his completely gorgeous mind always makes me love him and Alaric more. Sometimes he'll even indulge in his own form of fanfic -- is it more canon when written by the character's actor? -- broadcasting frenetic scenes that he'd like to see.

And then there's the sense sometimes that he's

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[saltzatore]

Also, ball gags would be very effective in preventing said vampire lover from biting you accidentally, much more than the ordinary... gag. Or, to finally shut him up, I mean could you imagine having to listen to Damon's vampire lover's running commentary during sexual activities every night?

[et_in_arkadia]

I like the way you think. A lot.

Also I like your avatar, a lot.

I was so excited by the Tweet possibilities at first I didn't even consider the immense practicality of deploying a ball-gag on Damon on a regular basis.

Thankfully you and Matt Davis were here to point it out. It would have to be rather essential, right?

[saltzatore]

Wow, so I apparently can't stop thinking about it. I mean, with the ball-gag, the cuffs make A LOT more sense, right? Vampire lover would NEVER let himself be gagged voluntarily, of course you'd need them to make him behave... OH, the possibilities! I think you should definitely do some research on that matter and post your findings as soon as possible. I mean, fact-finding is important in this case, right? You may even use the avatar for inspiration. *iz generous*

;)

[et_in_arkadia]

That avatar could be used to power a small city, I'm convinced.

Yeah, I can't stop thinking about it either. And you also provided a key point with the ball-gag bite-factor, which I find...inspiring, to say the least. For my research.

I think you should investigate how vampire lovers feel about being made to behave. Then we could compare notes after school with Mr. Saltzman.

[pleasebekidding]

It should be said, Ernesto's fanfic was the least baffling thing I've ever seen him tweet.
Frankly, every time he tweets I lose fifteen minutes to contemplation of Poe's law.
His tumblr is either some of the craftiest sci-fi ever written, or evidence of a need for more rigorous science education in US schools. Perhaps both. Personally I'd like to secure the rights to turn his Tumblr into one of those books reviewers are afraid to rag on in case it's genius they cannot comprehend.

[et_in_arkadia]

Ha, exactly! That's a genius idea; only imagine the footnotes on the printed edition to parse his accompanying Tweets. The academics would be pouring over those for years.

I see him as conspiracy-liking and spiritually open and unfiltered (and maybe a little unhinged, fun for Alaric too). It's like Matt Davis is Fox Mulder if he were an actor on a show about vampires instead of aliens. Ow, my brain.

I adored how he threw out those delicious details about how he perceives Alaric's sex life mixed in with this wacky tale about Stefan hot for Elena's period. Man, we couldn't write this stuff. I want him to never change.

[pleasebekidding]

Ever read "House of Leaves"? I picture a book that looks a lot like that. And has LSD permeating its pages.