Wasn't this supposed to be more...awkward?

[esyla]

The strange thing is that I may have learned more about him in three hours tonight than I did in the entire two months we were seeing each other. He used to play the accordion? He was an original member of The Bouncing Souls? He lost most of his top teeth in a drumming accident?

Funny how much you learn about someone when you use your mouths for

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[blur02]

but using your mouths for other stuff is soo much fun!

you know...like drinkinng milkshakes together!

[esyla]

Dude, it got stolen. You want to buy him a new one?

[esyla]

No can do, he already used the limo fund to gold-plate his bass.

He does have an accordion-and-crossbones tattoo, though. Which is almost cooler than actually playing one.