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estranger

Epic.

Sep 03, 2006 22:18

Whoa. Steve Irwin died.

BY A STINGRAY BARB.

THROUGH THE CHEST.Sure. He had it coming ( Read more... )

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ironical_kai September 4 2006, 05:41:22 UTC

Heh, I've been on the verge of crying for a while now. Then again, I was an actual fan.

Still, I think this cheered me up a bit. Dunno, it probably shouldn't.

estranger September 4 2006, 05:43:28 UTC

Glad it helped, dude.

I got a few friends that are all choked up about it too.

ironical_kai September 4 2006, 05:45:24 UTC

Heh, yeah. I always had this idea that it WOULD take at least five crocs, two dragons, a bunch of snakes, a giant scorpion, and a polar bear to take him down. I guess seeing him tackle twenty foot crocs and dancing around with black asps desensitized me to the idea that he was mortal.

estranger September 4 2006, 05:51:57 UTC

Yeah. He was definitely one of those guys that made you think that humanity was invincible.

Guys like him, Hulk Hogan, and Mr. T and getting old and dropping like flies.

Still. Its nice to think of regular guys like them as modern day super heroes.

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dynamo_hunter_a September 4 2006, 05:49:03 UTC

.... *DIES*

estranger September 4 2006, 06:09:16 UTC

*uses nercomancing powers to bring you back*

*feeds you souls.*

dynamo_hunter_a September 4 2006, 06:20:49 UTC

*now feeds on souls*

>|

*eats your soul first*

estranger September 4 2006, 06:23:24 UTC

FOOL I HAVE NO SOUL.

*tosses you a scooby snack*

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serinance September 4 2006, 06:10:22 UTC

I think that amused me far more than it should have.

I hate to say it, but you know, it was only a matter of time. ;-; I luffed da Steve. I feel horrible for his family. :/ his kids are so young.

estranger September 4 2006, 06:11:23 UTC

Guess his wife is in some mountain range and hasnt gotten the news yet.

serinance September 4 2006, 06:13:11 UTC

:/ So I heard. Man, that's just fucked up. Weird things keep happening. It's piling up. Anyone else notice?

estranger September 4 2006, 06:14:30 UTC

Yeah I notice. But I keep stuff like that to myself so I dont cause a worldwide panic.

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estranger September 4 2006, 06:34:43 UTC

THEY'RE GOING TO PUT HIS ASHES IN A ROCKETLAUNCHER.

AND SEND THEM INTO SPACE.

IN A DAZZLING EXPLOSION FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.

jacoba September 4 2006, 06:44:17 UTC

Remember that for when I die.

estranger September 4 2006, 06:46:00 UTC

Fux that!

You're getting put in a TIME CAPSULE like Walt Disney.

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databomb September 4 2006, 06:52:29 UTC

...that is just about the most brain-shatteringly awesome mental image I've had all day. ♥

estranger September 4 2006, 07:03:10 UTC

Millions will be at the funeral, the pallbearers will be crocs. :)