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[estellacomplex]

I want to run around a bright, sunlight-washed house on shiny new hardwood floors in just loose white tube socks, thick cotton that bunches a little above the ankles, and boy-cut underwear. And I want to stick my belly out and beat it with my fists, and stretch up and back, fists still balled. I want laziness and sex and yawns and naps and food,

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Piles of clean laundry

[dreamofgloaming]

This entry reminds me of being 4 years old, rolling around in summer sunlight in piles of clean laundry and then falling asleep deep inside the summer-fresh whiteness not 2 feet from my mother's ankles.

Also, I've added you as a friend, hope that's OK.

[zbtron]

ok wait who are you? have you told me already? why is youlovethatshit a link?

[estellacomplex]

Well, let's see. It's a website. Do I have to give a reason for linking something?

I found it and thought it, and some of your (and a lot of other peoples' comments there), were funny, so when I looked to see if amusing people had amusing websites I found your lj. And you got added, just for inventory purposes, in case anything as amusing as the discussions over at youlovethatshit ever came out of it.

That's about it. Is youlovethatshit not public or some kind of shit like that? I haven't even been back since I added it. I really hope it's not a big deal, because it really kind of just isn't.

P.S. If you detected hints of bitchiness in there, blame my uterus. I'm not a bitch, I'm just in heat.

[zbtron]

no ok its cool. i was just wondering if i knew you. YLTS is more like a community blog, hah, i ddint htink people would acutally like it. awesome.

[estellacomplex]

Well congratulations, your asses just got STALKED!

It was all I could do not to jump in on the gansta craft day thread... I was going to post a link to this site that does "custom" pimp cups. It's pretty hilarious. But, like a sad homeless person, I found comfort and solace within the virtual walls of YLTS... even though I was actually standing on the outside scratching my dirt-infested nails on the virtual windowpane. Mumbling. And chewing my dentures like a quarterback mindlessly fellating his mouthguard.

Yeah, I wasn't sure what it was... I kind of thought it was a place where people come to try to be funnier than other people. Which is cool, and makes me laugh and crap. I was like, Ooo! Snarky comedy forum! (---that isn't even that dorky... shit!)