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[estella7]

My dad is your typical 60-something, white, conservative male. He is a veteran of the Vietnam war. My mom bought a special New Moon issue of People magazine for my daughters and my dad went off about how all the actors in New Moon should be fighting in Afghanistan instead of acting. He was dead serious and pissed as hell

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[larissa_j]

R. Pattz should be in Afghanistan y 'all! lolforever....

But he's English!

I guess he could be there with the English troops but, uh, no

[estella7]

I know! Haha... He does not care. If you're male, you should be killin' in the name of democracy and freedom. I suppose even the English are fighting the 'war on terror'.

[sandelwood]

Pfft. You might point out the R Pattz is a Brit, then, and it ain't our country he'd be fighting for. Allied with, maybe. Then again, those limey bastards had us under their thumbs for so long, and that's just as bad, yes?

[estella7]

My mom was thumbing through the magazine and he was incensed about all the male actors. I'm not even sure if Taylor Lautner is old enough to enlist.

[angielabrie]

You should tell your dad that if we enlisted the Hollywood hunks into service and stop making films with bad but super-hot actors, lame scripts, sparkling vampires, semi-cool special effects and enough PR to whip the prepubescent girls of the world (and their moms) into a titillated out of control Twilight frenzy...THEN THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON!

PS - New Moon...pffft whatever. I still want to be Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow!

[estella7]

I'm partial to Mrs. Eric Northman. Heh...

this will go down well:

[rougevelvet]

Tell your dad that he's being unamerican, because if those guys went to war for your country you'd certainly lose! ....he doesnt want to lose, does he!? ;) ;)

Re: this will go down well:

[estella7]

A+