Comments | esquirella: Found on Craigslist's Sydney R&R section

esquirella

Found on Craigslist's Sydney R&R section

Feb 24, 2006 17:22

AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTICAfter what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic ( Read more... )

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kazza2085 February 25 2006, 00:57:36 UTC

Damn straight!! Cept its slightly old since I could have sworn we now have 7 states and 20 million people!! But still DAMN STAIGHT MATE!!

esquirella February 25 2006, 01:20:55 UTC

LOL! I pulled it off that board, so if it's behind the times, blame the Sydney Craigslist poster.

kazza2085 February 25 2006, 01:25:10 UTC

Heheheh of course I myself could be wrong and we could really have only 6 states... I dunno...

There is another great one that is called something like The Australian Constitution 'We the people of Australia' but I've lost it.

esquirella February 25 2006, 01:26:27 UTC

I thought this one was great! Especially when Panama turned around and Australia snuck the whole country through.

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mail_demon February 25 2006, 02:17:44 UTC

That made me lol pretty loudly Esquirella!

esquirella February 25 2006, 02:19:05 UTC

It really lifted my mood today, too!

mail_demon February 25 2006, 02:28:25 UTC

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mail_demon February 25 2006, 02:28:55 UTC

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The ( ... )

mail_demon February 25 2006, 02:29:05 UTC

13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline"
as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005)
prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those
of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol
prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).

14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,
lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and
therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns
should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort
things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're
not grown up enough to handle a gun.

15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you
shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day.

esquirella February 25 2006, 02:44:07 UTC

LOL! That's fantastic! And as for #15, I'd love to know, too! I think The X Files solved it though. It was CSM (Cigarette Smoking Man)! LOLOLOL!

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