Found Edward and Carlisle's paleness extremely unattractive. Have accepted the fact that I think all vampires look anemic and like they should be force fed by Molly Weasley.
I agree completely about Edward and Carlisle's paleness. The make-up was horribly done, and maybe that's part of why I fail so much to see why people find either of them attractive.
raz0rgirl, after Edward says he has the skin of a killer, said something like he had the skin of a club kid, and that's the point where I nearly fell out of my seat.
Oh yeah, Jasper speaking made me snicker every time. Just, don't talk, and go flip your bat, and things will be fine, Jazz.
Later in the movie, during one of the scenes in the diner (restaurant?), SMeyer is sitting at the counter. I believe she's given a salad. She has dark hair and pale skin and a heart shaped face - she looks a lot like Bella, obvs.
RIGHT? They seemed to be camping it up completely on the rest of the movie; I don't know why the hell they would skimp on the sparkles. The second time he sparkled it was a little better, but I was still disappointed -- as cesario said, "he just looks like he's got a skin condition".
and good god, I almost want to write girl slash.
DO IT. Do it, because the movie seemed to be completely intent on undermining the Mormon heteronormativity (seriously, what the hell was with the scene where Carlisle turned Edward?) with Bella totally toppy and all the gay/poly subtext everywhere.
I was so turned off by Edward's stalking and Bella's manipulativeness in the first book that I'm not sure I can watch the movie, unless it's for the lulz. Loved your recap and LOL at Carlisle building himself a sex home!
As for an SMEYER cameo, lord help me. I might barf.
The movie still has tons of the stalking and manipulativeness, unfortunately. Those are the things I really hate in the books, too - well, among many things - and while the movie isn't quite as bad, the problems are still there. However, the lulz are everywhere.
Victoria and Rosalie facing off after James calls Bella a snack was also hot as hell. I may actually have to write fic about them, because, um, wow. Super, super hot.
Do it! Please do it! This would be my hot, hot sex. Victoria was hot as fuck, and seems like she'd be a dirty bitch in all the right ways. And you know there would be major(ly hot) power struggles, because Rose totally wouldn't just submit to her. And ... oh, please, please do it!
Actually, I now have this theory that Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett are a dodgy foursome. This is an awesome theory and makes me want to write the hot, hot sex. No wonder Rosalie is so pissy about Bella coming around, she's distracting Alice and now there's not as much fun girl time.I'm such a fan of this theory. They're all just so hot that after like sixty years living together you know they'd tapped each others shit. Like when Emmett first walked into the cafeteria I was so fucking dazzled by him. How could, Alice, Jasper, Esme, and Carlisle not want to tap it? Edward could
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Like when Emmett first walked into the cafeteria I was so fucking dazzled by him.
Ha, me too! I was sitting there after being dazzled by Emmett, Rosalie, AND Alice thinking, damn, now I'm just like Bella - oh, wait, at least I chose the HOT ONES WHO HAVE SEX!
Like Rose was acting like a jealous GF and it's not because of Edward.
YES! THIS! She was acting like a spurned lover, but over Edward? I think not! Hello, Emmett > Edward. So obviously it was over Alice.
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also, true love was blatant when Bella looked a little turned on at the thought of Edward watching her sleep.
Finally, laughed myself sick when I noticed Jasper even spoke like he was in constant pain.
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Oh yeah, Jasper speaking made me snicker every time. Just, don't talk, and go flip your bat, and things will be fine, Jazz.
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http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/04/04/exclusive-twilight-author-stephenie-meyer-shoots-movie-cameo/
Seriously, does she think she's as awesome as Hitchcock? Really?
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RIGHT? They seemed to be camping it up completely on the rest of the movie; I don't know why the hell they would skimp on the sparkles. The second time he sparkled it was a little better, but I was still disappointed -- as cesario said, "he just looks like he's got a skin condition".
and good god, I almost want to write girl slash.
DO IT. Do it, because the movie seemed to be completely intent on undermining the Mormon heteronormativity (seriously, what the hell was with the scene where Carlisle turned Edward?) with Bella totally toppy and all the gay/poly subtext everywhere.
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the movie seemed to be completely intent on undermining the Mormon heteronormativity
Very true, and an excellent reason for writing fic.
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As for an SMEYER cameo, lord help me. I might barf.
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Yeah, who does SMEYER think she is, Hitchcock?
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Do it! Please do it! This would be my hot, hot sex. Victoria was hot as fuck, and seems like she'd be a dirty bitch in all the right ways. And you know there would be major(ly hot) power struggles, because Rose totally wouldn't just submit to her. And ... oh, please, please do it!
Actually, I now have this theory that Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett are a dodgy foursome. This is an awesome theory and makes me want to write the hot, hot sex. No wonder Rosalie is so pissy about Bella coming around, she's distracting Alice and now there's not as much fun girl time.I'm such a fan of this theory. They're all just so hot that after like sixty years living together you know they'd tapped each others shit. Like when Emmett first walked into the cafeteria I was so fucking dazzled by him. How could, Alice, Jasper, Esme, and Carlisle not want to tap it? Edward could ( ... )
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Ha, me too! I was sitting there after being dazzled by Emmett, Rosalie, AND Alice thinking, damn, now I'm just like Bella - oh, wait, at least I chose the HOT ONES WHO HAVE SEX!
Like Rose was acting like a jealous GF and it's not because of Edward.
YES! THIS! She was acting like a spurned lover, but over Edward? I think not! Hello, Emmett > Edward. So obviously it was over Alice.
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