Comments | escapisms: full of fail

escapisms

full of fail

Oct 26, 2009 18:50

Reason #2345345 That my English instructor is made of Fail: So Thursday during the mid-term she says, "I'll e-mail you over the weekend what's due next week." I checked my e-mail Friday, there was nothing. Checked my e-mail Saturday, there was nothing. Checked my e-mail Sunday, there was nothing. Checked my e-mail today and finally there's ( Read more... )

tiny fists of rage

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spacklegeek October 27 2009, 00:06:52 UTC

No Sparknotes, but I just found out about "Pink Monkey" today, and through that found this. If that helps.

:)

escapisms October 27 2009, 00:10:17 UTC

If I had the money to download it, I would. Luckily, there's a take-home quiz for it so even if I don't finish it, I'll probably be able to bull-shit my way through it. Fingers-crossed.

spacklegeek October 27 2009, 00:23:52 UTC

Right on. But I did just find this thing here: http://www.shmoop.com/for-whom-the-bell-tolls/ - and that doesn't appear to want your money. Wikipedia, of course, also has stuff.

YOU CAN DO IT!!!

(I am *totally* writing a paper on The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn right now, based almost entirely on the Sparknotes. For my own suckity suck suck ENGL class. My professor reminds me eerily of Mr Collins from P&P. WtF, ENGL TEACHERS!?)

escapisms October 27 2009, 00:25:52 UTC

Seriously! WTF! I am seriously thinking of becoming an English professor just so I can NOT SUCK AT IT. Though me in front of a classroom is sort of laughable, really. Oh well.

YOU can do it TOO!

We will survive, heyhey.