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[erythrophilia]

Spring is finally here. The weather has taken a turn mostly for the better and the flowers are in bloom. The shrouds of winter are falling away to reveal the new face of the year - lovely, isn't it?

[A slight pause.So, who is designing a new fashion line for the spring, hm? I'd like to speak with them

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[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

The spring is certainly the season for nature's richest beauty.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

..."Snapped me up?"

[Voice]

[erythrophilia]

Dating, marriage, the little house with the white fence and the idyllic children playing in the yard.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

...Oh. I'm afraid I don't know much about that sort of thing...

[Voice]

[erythrophilia]

I know.

Someone really should set you up with a matchmaker.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

[And poor Saleh doesn't even know that Jack Sparrow is already on the job.]

A matchmaker?

[Voice]

[erythrophilia]

[As well he should be.]

Someone to find you a date, dear. You really should at least go on one.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

...Are you in league with Jack Sparrow? He has said the same thing...to an extent.

[Voice]

[erythrophilia]

With-- [Sparrow? Interesting.]

No, but perhaps we should combine our efforts.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

I--

That won't be necessary. As I've told him many times over, I do not need him to do this. However, he seems quite adamant about it.

[Voice]

[erythrophilia]

Can you blame him? It's always great fun to set people up.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

But...he seems more interested in getting me..."laid," as opposed to mere companionship.

[Voice]

[erythrophilia]

...I could take care of him for you, if you find his vulgarity a nuisance.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

...That would depend on how you define "taking care of him."

[Voice]

[erythrophilia]

Convince him to leave you be, of course.

[Voice]

[mountain_sage]

Hmm...very well then.