6th ♥ [Written]

[erythrophilia]

So all the little warriors are off to their battlefields, are they? Unfortunate the Malnosso don't allow spectators. I'm sure it would be quite the sight to see.

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[lists_to_port]

You'd stop and watch it, then?

[erythrophilia]

Well, I hadn't the aim of killing you, dear, so you needn't worry.

It's only those who tend to make me angry that I get the urge to go off the list with.

[lists_to_port]

Anything in particular that gets you enraged? Me, I hate it when the rum is gone. Or my hat. Recently I've been without both and it put me in a horrible state. There's other things too, really: mutinies, bein' shot, mouthy parrots. I could go on.

[erythrophilia]

Well, you must be in a testy state most days then, hm? Not found your hat yet?

I could list the things I dislike, but that isn't very ladylike of me, now is it?

[lists_to_port]

Nah, got me hat back. OH! Undead monkeys. That's high on the list as well...

Actually, now my hat's back and I've a bit more freedom I'm a much more pleasant chap to associate with.

[erythrophilia]

Well.... you certainly lead a charmed life, Captain.

I am glad, however, you're being pleasant. I do hate it when someone is unpleasant with me.

[lists_to_port]

Aye, well. As you are an illustrious soul reaper, allow me to be the first to never in any way offend you, lady.

[erythrophilia]

Smart man you are, Captain Sparrow. Fearing for your eternal soul, are you?

[lists_to_port]

Let us just say that it has been in peril before now, your ladyship.

[erythrophilia]

I could give you a little nip and preview where it might be headed at this current point in time, if you would like.

[lists_to_port]

......................Alright. Let's have it, then.

[Curiosity....]

[erythrophilia]

.....what. Really?

[He did not expect someone to sign up for him to cut them.]

[lists_to_port]

[Cut? You mean this isn't some sort of palm reading-type thing?

......

Poor Jack.]

Aye--be interesting to have the old thing out and dust her off a bit, find out where she stands after...everything.

[erythrophilia]

[Yeeeeaaaaah, Grell cuts people with a chainsaw (his deathscythe), pulls out their life record, reads it and then judges the souls of the dead to see where they'll go after death. When he says "nip" he really means "take off a limb." orz]

....Oh, Captain.... You have no idea what you've signed yourself up for.

[lists_to_port]

I----what?

[Oh good God...]

[erythrophilia]

Whenever you're ready, dear, just call for me. I'll find you.

[akdfj;aja poor Jack. /sobs ]