Was up at 8 this morning. Way too early for a saturday, but I had my fencing assessment at 10 o'clock ( Read more... )

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress
walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close
to her and says,
"Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."

You are a Musical Thinker
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http://toolz.blogs.com/toolz_of_the_new_school/2005/01/cnn_says_fuck_b.html

This video brightened up my day!

The Deviant Geek
You answered 77% of the questions as a geek truly would.
You're a geek and you know it. You've
got all sorts of fringe hobbies and socially unacceptable tendencies.
Chances are, whenever possible, you hate to be grouped with other
people and sometimes go out of your way just to be different.

You're smart too. You're more willing ( Read more... )

http://www.play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=PC&title=119757

But I've spent far too much money on fencing gear so cannot really afford the time and money to play computer games too :(

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