Random Recap - The Russell Girl aka When Peasant Smocks Attack

[erstwhile_jab]

Defining hallmarks (do u c what I did thar?) of TV movies:

- terrible acting/don't-give-a-fuck acting/trying-so-hard-to-make-this-work acting
- familiar faces who are known for better projects appearing possibly for the sake of a paycheck
- plot involving something horrible happening to a female character, often the protagonist
- cheap-looking graphics

Comments

[waltzmatildah]

As previously mentioned, I am stalking your journal. And this might very well be the most entertaining recap I have ever had the pleasure to stumble upon!

Firstly, STEFAN! That was bound to make the snark gold because the guy is seriously a magnet for snark-o-rama of the highest order.

"I love Damon, it's always going to be Damon."

and

At dinner, Sarah's mother calls her malnourished and anaemic and says that's why Stefan abandoned her (that makes sense, actually)

were particular favourites of mine!

Secondly, well, basically all the rest.

The end.

[erstwhile_jab]

Glad you enjoyed it :) More (random, weird and un-PC) stuff resides here: http://thevoiceinsidemyheadsays.blogspot.com/, partially because I'm a terrible cross-poster, but mostly because I'm terrible at regular posting :P

[anonymous]

I don't even know if u still use this but that was the funniest best recap I have ever read in my life I'm still LOLinf