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mrkirkland in eronum

005: Video

Jan 28, 2010 20:55

I've noticed that there's a lot of children and such here, and nobody seems to be attending a school. I'm willing to tutor anyone who needs it. I can teach anything, but my specialties are English, the way it's meant to be spoken; History, and cookery. Somebody needs to provide this place with some semblance of education, so I suppose I might as ( Read more... )

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woodstarfishes January 29 2010, 10:10:50 UTC

Fuko doesn't need any help, because Fuko's very smart and even has Fuko's own job! [nodnod] Plus Fuko is Japanese. Fuko appreciates the offer, though.

mrkirkland January 29 2010, 20:03:42 UTC

Ah, hello there again. I'm... glad to see you're doing alright. I suppose if you're already working there's not as much need for an education.

Although English is a very important language, you know! Very important for business and travel, and so forth.

omnomfuckyeah January 31 2010, 23:03:03 UTC

...But you can't cook.

mrkirkland February 2 2010, 17:39:32 UTC

[Some angry spluttering: he really thought he'd been improving lately and-]

You can bloody talk about cooking! All you eat are those weird hamburgers. You know, you get fat in the future...

[Not quite true, but England reckoned he deserved it ~ He still hasn't forgiven him for the French cookbook.]

omnomfuckyeah February 4 2010, 05:41:23 UTC

They're ten times more delicious than anything you've made! And--

[WOAH STOP FAT?]

I-I do not get fat!! I'm not fat now!

mrkirkland February 4 2010, 16:00:53 UTC

My food is delicious! If your tastebuds are too unrefined to appreciate fine cuisine, that's your problem!

What makes you so sure? I'd say you were a few pounds heavier than you should be... [snicker snicker]

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