Leaf ❧ 003

[invisibly]

[Have a Canada. Have a Canada mumbling to himself as he stands in front of the stove, making pancakes.

Have him death-glaring the syrup on the counter next to him with a venom most people wouldn't think he possesses.]

...maple my tundra.

[That's right. Canada bought 'maple' syrup. Except it's not up to his standards, not being actual maple

Comments

MAPLE~

[woodstarfishes]

Fuko thinks you're mad at the maple syrup. What did it ever do to you, Fuko wonders.

TTLY

[invisibly]

...that is not maple syrup.

[Contempt for shoddy imitations. You can has it.]

[woodstarfishes]

It looks like Maple Syrup to Fuko.

[invisibly]

It's nothing but shoddy imitation syrup!

[Shuddeeeeeeeer.]

[bornwithskison]

Welcome to the world of imitation goods.

[invisibly]

Norway! It's just--

It's not right!

[bornwithskison]

I know how you feel.

[invisibly]

D-do you?

[omnomfuckyeah]

[sickly brother is much too lazy to go bother Canada himself]

Maple your what? Sounds like a lizard or somethi--ACHOO!

[invisibly]

Tundra, Alfred. It's- nngh, n-never mind it... and bless you.

Now- would you like syrup on your pancakes?

[Oh yeah- he's definitely foisting that... that abomination off on you, brother dear.]

[omnomfuckyeah]

Oh, is it something weird and Canadian? Like those ketchup chips you've got! [which he likes, secretly, and now he might be humming "God Bless America" off an on]

Yeah! What're [coughcough] what're pancakes without syrup?

[he won't know the difference, he'll probably call it the best thing ever]

[invisibly]

No, Alfred- you have it too. Remember Alaska? [Mattie prefers poutine himself, but to each their own~]

Right, right- whatever you like...

[So long as he doesn't have to finish off that so-called 'syrup'.]

[d34ths4dv0c4t3]

Did you try buying the $20 dollar stuff at Whole Foods? I think it's0 real. And where the hell are you staying?

[invisibly]

Ah... no-- where is that?

And oh dear-- I'm sorry! I forgot to tell you, didn't I? Alfred and I live in a little place in the shopping district...

[Directions go here now~!]

[d34ths4dv0c4t3]

It's over in the upper district. I shop there for the little girl who makes the food in the house. I'll come take you shopping once I figure out what car I'm buying. I'm thinking I'll just settle for a civic...

[invisibly]

...Civic? What kind of car is that, eh?

[No! Focus, Matt- there's maple at stake here!]

Well- if you're sure it's not too much trouble- I really appreciate it!

Video;

[invisibly]

Ah, it's just it's...

[A slight grimace.]

It's not really maple syrup, eh?

Video;

[invisibly]

Ah- I'm sorry to hear that... how do you make pizza then?