NO BRAKE!! Of Rice Cookers and Failure

Aug 13, 2006 16:39

Alton Brown fails when it comes to rice cookers. Sure, he may have researched everything there is to know about most kitchen hardware, and he may know just about everything that can be looked up on rice of all variety, but he does NOT KNOW RICE COOKERS ( Read more... )

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ero_senpai August 13 2006, 23:30:33 UTC
.......GRRR!! *gnaws on your shoulder* DX;;;

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anonymous August 14 2006, 01:45:57 UTC
XD Turkey. You really like to cook, don't you? We shoudld collaborate someday and make a HUGE MESS! XD
Remember the rice balls that Anya and I tried to make? Hideous, right? Well, maybe with a rice cooker, they would've been better. XD

But on a serious note...Alton Brown is a big turkey and should be squirted in the butt with a SuperSoaker for throwing an expensive cooking item out a window!

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ero_senpai August 15 2006, 01:16:10 UTC
XDDD YAY!!
Rice balls... Oh! Those? XD;; Yeah, barely. They still looked tasty, you turkey, and it wouldn't have mattered if you'd used a rice cooker.

YES!! *grabs Redd's Supersoaker and fills it with chicken stock* Time to Wok 'n' Eggroll.

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jusuchin_pan August 14 2006, 20:57:33 UTC
Gimme his name, address, and 500$

I need the money to get there. I will string him up and feed him to Bull sharks.

Rice Cookers = sometimes the only thing you'll ever need.

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ero_senpai August 15 2006, 01:49:32 UTC
Well, uh, it's no use trying to track him down now... at the moment, he's somewhere out near the Midwest, filming for his newest show. And furthermore, he won't be staying in any one place for a good two or three weeks or so. But the sentiment is appreciated, Jusu-kun.

Oh, and no, you're not getting that $500 anyways. =3 Sorry, College can get expensive.

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