That my student's students are getting more action than I am.

THIS IS WRONG AND WRONG.

EDIT. SCRATCH THAT YOU SAW NOTHING.

TSURUDE-- TAKE ME TO DINNER. >8|

( Well. )

HEY NINJA GUESS WHAT?

You could die tomorrow.

Life's too fucking short for all your melodramatic, masochistic, dancing-along-the-line bullshit. This isn't a novel-- make your own damn Happy Ending.

That is all. ♥

( To Kureno~ )

( HEY TSURUDE GUESS WHAT. )

So who else is tired of all this melancholy crap?

Wallow in your miseries if you want, Konoha, but I'm treating myself to some sake and a nice, relaxing dip in a spring.

Someone remind me why I ever came back.

Coming back home is never quite the same experience.

I knew I shouldn't have left in the first place...

I fear I may be out of the loop again. Anyone care to fill a woman in?

((ooc: Jimaiya's recent timeline ( Read more... )

Because you're probably too old overworked to realize it:

Happy Birthday.

Congratulations-- you're still alive. ♥

It's too damn quiet around here.

Well I'm tired as hell.

I wonder how he's doing. Maybe I should visit...

...

...

I need another drink.