i love talking to drunk ex-boyfriends online at 4am on christmas. especially when they miss your boobs. its awesome.

my plugs keep falling out. like all the time they fall out and i have to search my house for them and its starting to upset me a great amount. i need help. maybe its a sign that its time i need to go from a 0 to a 00? hmm. please give me hints on how to keep them from not falling outttt.im sick of being ignored and treated like shit ( Read more... )

linzeyz: dude you could get him
linzeyz: its all i thought "wow he'd dig her"

reason number 3847632486237462374234864287 why i cant wait till PA. gettin the FUCK out of heree........ fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck poolesville and fuck everyone here.

the only thing keeping me going from here on out is the fact that i know that this time next year ill have gotten the fuck out of here.

Coward, the next time you want to fuck me over stab me in the front.

canYOUhandleKiKi: what will i do after tomorrow? i cant be your frankenstein love queen anymore :'(
VABloodBath: sure you can, scars last forEVER
canYOUhandleKiKi: are you suure
VABloodBath: :-D
VABloodBath: and if worst comes to worse
VABloodBath: I'LL CUTCHA BITCH
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new years + pennsylvania + sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxy linzeys house + me & tup + all our fucking AMAZING pa kids = i couldnt be any happierrrrrr with how winter break is looking right now. ohhh the fun we shall have. i hope i get to see pretty pa matt. teeheheheheh i love pretty pa boys named matt. ok i should be shot im lame.

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holy fuck. hahahaha. i just turned to my side... and looked on my bed.... FUCKING LOOK AT CHESTER! HE FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB......... hahaahhahahahahahahhahaaa thats so sick. i saw a picture of a jap eating a dead fetus tonight it was so so gross man. daryls hot. i have a crush.


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