This is why I don't go to Starbucks

Nov 14, 2005 13:36

(unless I have to, as it will become apparent that the following conversation took place at a Starbucks this morning.)

At Starbucks this morning (it was the only "coffee" on my way to some meeting thing):
"Can I get a tall Irish cream latte with skim milk?" (I thought about saying "skinny" but decided I'm not buying into your wanna-be Barista bullshit.)
Girl at Cash Register:"Um...we don't make those"
"What?...ok, sorry I don't usually come here."
Other Girl: "Yeah we haven't had that in a long time"
"Oh ok, well vanilla then."
Girl at Cash Register:"Which one do you go to where they have Irish cream?"
"Oh I don't usually go to Starbucks at all" ('cause your coffee sucks and you don't have more than 3 flavors of syrup. Oh, and you ruin any chance cool little coffee shops have of staying in business.)
Girl at Cash Register:"Oh, well, welcome! *teehee* So...do they make that with Irish cream, or is it..."
"It's a syrup"
"Oh wow! I didn't even know they made that!"

-_-
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