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[erinmadman]

Today I was pampered at the Roar hair salon downtown. My friend Brian shampooed and cut my hair after serving me tea as I sat in a white robe waiting for him at his chair. His salon is swanky as hell. He hooked me up so I awkwardly left the lobby after my haircut feeling like I had just robbed the place (I hear that they're super expensive). My

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[smitten4skadden]

i need a haircut for real. where are the pix gf? also biographers get paid for doing the most interesting shit. i want to be a professional interviewer, can you do that?

[erinmadman]

no digimoncamera; pics will have to wait. My hair is the same length in the front as it was before but the rest was shaped into a nice bob. Brian also layered it a little on the sides so it curves under instead of flipping out. I love other people cutting my hair! You should go to Brian's salon the next time you're in town!

You can be a pro interviewer if you're a journalist. Look at Barbara Walters. I want to be a biographer so I can read other people's diaries all day.

[raptroll]

What? You didn't know Peggy Guggenheim's father died on the Titanic? I've known that since the third grade! Everyone knows that.

[erinmadman]

I'm just stupid I guess...

[raptroll]

Well you have to guess because you are stupid. A stupid person couldn't know they were stupid because that would make them smart.

No, really, I'm only kidding about everything, of course. But I would like to make you a t-shirt that says "Peggy Guggenheim's father died on the Titanic" so you really could start spreading that information. I bet you and Nigel are my only friends who would get that right on Jeopardy.

[erinmadman]

This guy Elliot in my German class would answer the Jeopardy question correctly as well. He's read the book and offered to let me borrow Peggy's autobiography and diaries when I was finished with Nigel's book.

I would wear that T-shirt if you made it for me.