Ducks are assholes

Oct 10, 2007 12:25

God, things are so frickin' busy these days. Why didn't anyone warn me about grad school???!!! I don't know, maybe they did. I have a habit of only listening to my own voice, so whatev'. Garsh ( Read more... )

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meghandor October 10 2007, 20:53:12 UTC
i like hoe you are so busy and shit but you still find time to update your LJ haha loser.

i miss you.

what is this thing about my black & whites. for the tyon whachamacallit thingy. whats the deadline for entries.

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buddha56 October 11 2007, 09:52:40 UTC
As I was grunting, perched over the ivory ring and the water below, my mind wandered to the grunting I would likely do that night. Yes, I had a date with Tiffany Smith, who was reputed to be looser than Rosanne Barr's pants on an Ethiopian. I decided where I would take my dates depending on how likely I was to lay them. After all, why waste lobster on a girl who was gonna screw you anyway? It just didn't make any sense. Anyhow, let's just say that with Tiffany Smith, I was glad Jack in the Box was having its three tacos for ninety-nine cents deal.

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