Last night I dreamed I went to Havana, Cuba, to study abroad. I was wandering through a plaza on my way to class when I saw Fidel Castro and Stalin having lunch at a table nearby. So I walked up and invited myself to join them. Fidel was all enthusiasm. "Of course!" he said. Then he added that my hair was beautiful, like half ripened wheat. ( Read more... )

They cut down the alder this morning while I was still asleep. I am very, very upset by this. I think, much more upset than is rational.

Very upset. Now I'll have nothing to shield my room from the glaring eyes of my neighbors and the raw sun on a 94º day. They have a white house too, bastards.

Good god my mouth STILL FUCKING HURTS.

Oh, and for some bizarre, inexplicable reason, someone in my neighborhood keeps playing ridiculous carnival music every night at 8 'o clock sharp. wtf.

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http://channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=92

I think... I love... Dan Harmon.... A LOT.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you should too.

I got a new job. YAY!

I left my phone charger in Oaxaca, then I bought a new one, but it doesn't fucking work. BOOOO!

It's a truly vanilla day.

So! I. I am in Oaxaca ( Read more... )

So. I'm going to Mexico in a few hours.

I'll be gone for awhile.

♥ my friends.

The Hudsucker Proxy

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I Lurv this movie.

How to make a Erikodesh
Ingredients:

3 parts success

3 parts brilliance

1 part beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com