Here's a treat for you all. I've had more than my share of tricks today. (Seriously, if you can send any good thoughts or hopes my way, I'd appreciate them).

And for Halloween, a movie that has appeared on both MST3K and in the Criterion Collection. I give you... Fiend Without A Face!

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Ah, the Asylum and the SyFy Channel. They're still redefining cinematic stupidity with every film they make ( Read more... )

Yes, this actually exists. I don't know WHY, but it does, and here's a link to a recording someone made of this rather bizarre piece of nostalgia.

First half:

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Second half:

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The plot is easily told. Yogi keeps sneaking out of Jellystone Park and making fools of the rangers, so the Park Service sends their 'three best men'* to keep an eye on him ( Read more... )

From the people who brought us Sharktopus and Mega-Shark versus Giant Octopus...

I give you: Ice Age 2012!

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Gosh, who ever knew that erupting volcanoes could unleash a glacier so big it could destroy all human civilization (or at least southern California ( Read more... )

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Chop-sockey Kung Fu meets Dracula! Surely I can't be the only person who remembers this movie, the stake in Hammer's coffin? Come on, isn't anyone going to admit that the saw it back when, on afternoon TV if not in thre theaters?

And with all the remakes right now, how long before we see a new "Seven Golden Vampires" rolling out from Hollywood?

I just found this online. It's the climax of a Pakistani movie where noble-hearted Muslims seek to kill Salman Rushdie. But in the end they can't quite manage it... so they get some help.

Some very strange help.

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Complete with TV Tropes supplied description here: ( Read more... )

This is a joke, right?

Right?

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Then again, I wouldn't put anything past Lucas these days.