is it stupid that that little yellow face guy totally personifies you?
hey now, if it's any consolation, liz is still rapidly concocting an elaborate scheme to assassinate beane. i plan to help in any way i can, whether it's in amassing an army or, you know, just holding him down while she "rips out his worthless brain and shoves it up his skinny-ass rear." mhm. she said that.
i tried to point out to her that "ass rear" didn't make much sense in context, but she slapped me.
need any help moving? i'll ship you my children for a small fee. ooh, and take mark too, though he can't do any heavy lifting cause he's injured and all. *coughpansycough*
Thanks for the moving bid, but I hardly had time to settle in anyway. Augh. Though I wouldn't mind a little demonspawn running around. Oh, and the kids too. ;)
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hey now, if it's any consolation, liz is still rapidly concocting an elaborate scheme to assassinate beane. i plan to help in any way i can, whether it's in amassing an army or, you know, just holding him down while she "rips out his worthless brain and shoves it up his skinny-ass rear." mhm. she said that.
i tried to point out to her that "ass rear" didn't make much sense in context, but she slapped me.
need any help moving? i'll ship you my children for a small fee. ooh, and take mark too, though he can't do any heavy lifting cause he's injured and all. *coughpansycough*
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Thanks for the moving bid, but I hardly had time to settle in anyway. Augh. Though I wouldn't mind a little demonspawn running around. Oh, and the kids too. ;)
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but, here, you can have this guy instead. just because he's funny.
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