i already got one, but they're too expensive to buy another for you. how about if you strap on the headphones and i make you go buy one yourself? i promise i won't make you do anything else...
though trying to control you on a surfboard would be sort of like those old atari video games? and that would just be way too tempting to forego.
I remember back in the day when I spent like 27 hours a day trying to make Pitfall Harry jump over those sandpit things. Oh! And I'd feed him to the alligators underground cause that was way too funny not to see at least 273487084632132839281 times a day.
PITFALL! the sandpits were so easy, what the hell's wrong with you? you just liked making him sink, didn't you, you madman, you?!
what was so much harder was when you had to jump vine to vine over the pools with crocodiles in them. and those stupid native men with their darts and their groovy song. remember that? i still catch myself singing it in the shower sometimes, honest.
Not when they got bigger, they weren't! And the ones that grew and shrank while Harry was swingin' away on his vine up there. Do not lie and say that was easy.
Dude you know the song you're such a loser I love you
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That's pretty much my offseason life, in a nutshell. Except not so much surfing as video games. Does that make us me pathetic?
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It doesn't make me pathetic, though you're a different story. Oooo...
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You big fat jerk, if I'm pathetic then so are you. But the bright side is we can be pathetic together! Come on, you know that makes you feel better.
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Yay! One big happily pathetic family!
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though trying to control you on a surfboard would be sort of like those old atari video games? and that would just be way too tempting to forego.
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I remember back in the day when I spent like 27 hours a day trying to make Pitfall Harry jump over those sandpit things. Oh! And I'd feed him to the alligators underground cause that was way too funny not to see at least 273487084632132839281 times a day.
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what was so much harder was when you had to jump vine to vine over the pools with crocodiles in them. and those stupid native men with their darts and their groovy song. remember that? i still catch myself singing it in the shower sometimes, honest.
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Dude you know the song you're such a loser I love you
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*big squishy hug*
I already gave Hatteberg shotgun priviledges in the SSR, but the window seats are still available.
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Joshin'. B)
Shotgun seats are so 90's anyway. Everybody knows window seats are the coolest.
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