King Ding a Ling
Title: King Ding a Ling
Pairings: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels/Randy Orton
Rating: NC-17 to be safe
Summary: Cody intends to send a text to his best friend from college... but a little slip of the finger on the contacts list makes all the difference in the world...
Word Count: 1207
A/N: This was written for codiasi's Fic Fun Friday, this week's prompt being texting fails!
Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE.
Waking up in the morning, Cody was sore in the very best of ways. He stretched his long limbs, his ass completely aching. When he stood from bed to make his way to the bathroom, he found that it hurt to take those first few steps. Not that he cared, though, because the night before was so worth it. The past few weeks, he’d been beyond stressed about everything going on at school and really needed last night to happen. It had been a long time since he got any and he the added stress of all these exams was not helping.
Once he got back into his bedroom, he picked up his cell to text his best friend from college, Beth, about his night. Girl I got so much dick last night I can barely walk! I think that helped me feel better. King ding a ling to the rescue!!
It was only after it sent that he realized that he didn’t send it to Beth. He sent it to this girl, Bethany, who had been his lab partner back in his junior year of college in his biology class. Oh shit!!!!! My bad!! LOL he sent back to her, hoping that she would totally discard that last message… and he had never been happier that he moved along to Dartmouth for their medical program after he graduated with his bachelor’s degree.
However, his hopes that she’d delete the text and ignore it completely were dashed when he got a reply. Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! King what??? lamo!!!!!!!
He was in the middle of writing her a reply saying that he did not mean to send her that when he got another text from her. lmao..I’m laughing so hard right now!!!
Cody grimaced and finally sent his reply. I’m so sorry, that wasn’t meant for you! Can we just pretend that never happened?
A few seconds later, he got a text back from her. Yeah, but just you know, this was the highlight of my week
By this point, Cody knew there was nothing he could do about it… and he also decided that he was not going to go to any of his class reunions. Ever. He looked down to his phone and sighed before typing yet another reply to her. Good to know… Umm… I’m really sorry about that.
It’s ok, she sent back to him. At least it sounds like you had a good time! ;D Hope you can walk by the end of the day!
Thanks, he sent to her, and that was the last of that. He was red in the face when he set the phone back down.
It was a few minutes later when he picked his phone back up, debating on whether or not he should delete her number and cursing the fact that he hadn’t before then. In the end, he didn’t, at least not right then. Instead he made absolutely sure that he was sending the text to Beth.
Her reply was much better than the one he got from his one time lab partner, who probably barely remembered him. Cody, you can’t tell a girl this and then not give deets!
He proceeded to tell her about how he hooked up with two friends he had made in his medical program, Ted DiBiase and Randy Orton, and how he had them both last night.
Both of them at once?!
Yes! Never had 2 dicks in me at once before, but after last night, I’m already waiting for next time it happens.
While he waited for her reply, he started to wonder if he should send a message to Ted and Randy saying that he accidentally let slip the fact that he had a threeway with them… but it wasn’t like the person he accidentally told actually knew who they were… hell, she probably hardly remembered who he was. In the end, he decided to just let it be… it wasn’t as though she could tell them that she knew.
However, he did want to ask them when they could arrange another meeting. He found their names in his phone and was literally about to ask them when they wanted to meet up again when Beth’s reply came in. Damn! Get some pics so I can see this!
He grinned, going back to his messages to reply to her once he had sent out his text to Ted and Randy, not paying attention to who he was actually sending the message to. Hey, when did you wanna meet back up. Had a great time last night.
And yet again, it wasn’t until it was too late did he realize just who he sent the message to. “Fuck! Shitshitshit!” he exclaimed, but it was already sent. To Bethany.
Cody, it’s been three years since we’ve seen each other, and I don’t think I have the right parts for what you’re looking for, came a text from her just about a minute after his was sent.
I am so sorry. I really didn’t mean to send that to you, he tapped out on the keypad, beyond frustrated at this point.
I figured as much. Want me to forget this never happened, too?
Could you? I swear it won’t happen again
Consider it done. Oh, and good luck with… everything
Thanks… he said to her again, this time going ahead and deleting the thread that he never meant to start with her.
Fml. I just sent TWO texts to some chick I haven’t seen in years telling her I got dick last night AND asking if she wanted to meet up again, he sent to Beth.
Impressive. So, pics? Beth asked again. Cody rolled his eyes. He supposed he was her GBF for a reason.
Thanks for caring. I’ll ask them if they’re ok with that, though…
Right after he sent her a text, he quickly sent one to Ted and Randy to see if they wanted to meet up again, this time making sure that it went to the right person. When those were sent, another message came in from Beth. If they’re ok with sticking their dicks in you at once, they better be ok with pics. And vids.
You’re a pushy bitch, aren’t you?
That’s why you love me
Cody grinned at that. He definitely couldn’t deny that. Then he grinned even more when he got a text from Randy, saying that he’d love to have a repeat of last night. Not too long after that, Ted replied with the same thing. He then asked them both if they were cool with taking pictures and videos. Again, they both replied in the affirmative.
At least he had that going for him after his little mishap. And this time he made absolutely, one hundred percent sure that he was texting Beth and not Bethany that there would indeed be pics and vids of his future encounter. Now he would just have to make sure that when he sent the pics, he didn’t make the same SNAFU he made today… twice. Though, by this point, she already knew all about his sex life, so what were a few accidental pictures sent her way by this point?
He prayed that didn’t happen.
Pairings: Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Runnels/Randy Orton
Rating: NC-17 to be safe
Summary: Cody intends to send a text to his best friend from college... but a little slip of the finger on the contacts list makes all the difference in the world...
Word Count: 1207
A/N: This was written for codiasi's Fic Fun Friday, this week's prompt being texting fails!
Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE.
Waking up in the morning, Cody was sore in the very best of ways. He stretched his long limbs, his ass completely aching. When he stood from bed to make his way to the bathroom, he found that it hurt to take those first few steps. Not that he cared, though, because the night before was so worth it. The past few weeks, he’d been beyond stressed about everything going on at school and really needed last night to happen. It had been a long time since he got any and he the added stress of all these exams was not helping.
Once he got back into his bedroom, he picked up his cell to text his best friend from college, Beth, about his night. Girl I got so much dick last night I can barely walk! I think that helped me feel better. King ding a ling to the rescue!!
It was only after it sent that he realized that he didn’t send it to Beth. He sent it to this girl, Bethany, who had been his lab partner back in his junior year of college in his biology class. Oh shit!!!!! My bad!! LOL he sent back to her, hoping that she would totally discard that last message… and he had never been happier that he moved along to Dartmouth for their medical program after he graduated with his bachelor’s degree.
However, his hopes that she’d delete the text and ignore it completely were dashed when he got a reply. Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! King what??? lamo!!!!!!!
He was in the middle of writing her a reply saying that he did not mean to send her that when he got another text from her. lmao..I’m laughing so hard right now!!!
Cody grimaced and finally sent his reply. I’m so sorry, that wasn’t meant for you! Can we just pretend that never happened?
A few seconds later, he got a text back from her. Yeah, but just you know, this was the highlight of my week
By this point, Cody knew there was nothing he could do about it… and he also decided that he was not going to go to any of his class reunions. Ever. He looked down to his phone and sighed before typing yet another reply to her. Good to know… Umm… I’m really sorry about that.
It’s ok, she sent back to him. At least it sounds like you had a good time! ;D Hope you can walk by the end of the day!
Thanks, he sent to her, and that was the last of that. He was red in the face when he set the phone back down.
It was a few minutes later when he picked his phone back up, debating on whether or not he should delete her number and cursing the fact that he hadn’t before then. In the end, he didn’t, at least not right then. Instead he made absolutely sure that he was sending the text to Beth.
Her reply was much better than the one he got from his one time lab partner, who probably barely remembered him. Cody, you can’t tell a girl this and then not give deets!
He proceeded to tell her about how he hooked up with two friends he had made in his medical program, Ted DiBiase and Randy Orton, and how he had them both last night.
Both of them at once?!
Yes! Never had 2 dicks in me at once before, but after last night, I’m already waiting for next time it happens.
While he waited for her reply, he started to wonder if he should send a message to Ted and Randy saying that he accidentally let slip the fact that he had a threeway with them… but it wasn’t like the person he accidentally told actually knew who they were… hell, she probably hardly remembered who he was. In the end, he decided to just let it be… it wasn’t as though she could tell them that she knew.
However, he did want to ask them when they could arrange another meeting. He found their names in his phone and was literally about to ask them when they wanted to meet up again when Beth’s reply came in. Damn! Get some pics so I can see this!
He grinned, going back to his messages to reply to her once he had sent out his text to Ted and Randy, not paying attention to who he was actually sending the message to. Hey, when did you wanna meet back up. Had a great time last night.
And yet again, it wasn’t until it was too late did he realize just who he sent the message to. “Fuck! Shitshitshit!” he exclaimed, but it was already sent. To Bethany.
Cody, it’s been three years since we’ve seen each other, and I don’t think I have the right parts for what you’re looking for, came a text from her just about a minute after his was sent.
I am so sorry. I really didn’t mean to send that to you, he tapped out on the keypad, beyond frustrated at this point.
I figured as much. Want me to forget this never happened, too?
Could you? I swear it won’t happen again
Consider it done. Oh, and good luck with… everything
Thanks… he said to her again, this time going ahead and deleting the thread that he never meant to start with her.
Fml. I just sent TWO texts to some chick I haven’t seen in years telling her I got dick last night AND asking if she wanted to meet up again, he sent to Beth.
Impressive. So, pics? Beth asked again. Cody rolled his eyes. He supposed he was her GBF for a reason.
Thanks for caring. I’ll ask them if they’re ok with that, though…
Right after he sent her a text, he quickly sent one to Ted and Randy to see if they wanted to meet up again, this time making sure that it went to the right person. When those were sent, another message came in from Beth. If they’re ok with sticking their dicks in you at once, they better be ok with pics. And vids.
You’re a pushy bitch, aren’t you?
That’s why you love me
Cody grinned at that. He definitely couldn’t deny that. Then he grinned even more when he got a text from Randy, saying that he’d love to have a repeat of last night. Not too long after that, Ted replied with the same thing. He then asked them both if they were cool with taking pictures and videos. Again, they both replied in the affirmative.
At least he had that going for him after his little mishap. And this time he made absolutely, one hundred percent sure that he was texting Beth and not Bethany that there would indeed be pics and vids of his future encounter. Now he would just have to make sure that when he sent the pics, he didn’t make the same SNAFU he made today… twice. Though, by this point, she already knew all about his sex life, so what were a few accidental pictures sent her way by this point?
He prayed that didn’t happen.