Well today I was doing this thing where I stand outside and bother people by asking htem to register to vote. I'm not quite sure what happened but after a half hour or so I started feeling really nauseous and my vision was greying out. I rushed to the closest indoor airconditioned place i could find and decided to lie down at the entrance as I ( Read more... )

Hmmm went drinking twice this weekend. It was interesting. They were such a high contrast of one another. In the first one I got piss drunk and danced (which i now regret) And some people in my hall got into a fight and this guy (the david here his name is dylan though) got his face just completely smashed. And anthony got really drunk too and ( Read more... )

I like mine

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
IlanaitisCause:watching too much televisionSymptoms:sore throat, delusions, revolving neck, shrunken headCure:cryogenic freezing until science catches up

OK i was supposed to write about a seminal moment in my life. It was supposed to be 750 words but when i finished it it was still only 516 words, can you guess where i made the additions? and as always editing and critiques are more than welcome.
( I wonder if he'll think this one is )

1. I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

Hmm interesting weekend. I spent sunday going to a bbq (where yes i ate meat) a mountain (where i watched the sun set in a hole in a mountain) and staid up till three doing home work THAT WASN'T my own WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! Oh well its better than being bored.

My god i keep messing things up. I went to a party last night and got drunk again. This time i got reeeeaaaally drunk and acted like an ass and did some things i shouldnt have done. I really wanted my hallmates to like me but i think im just a joke at this point. Its weird cause i still cant talk to them when im sober though i dont really give a ( Read more... )

(05:12:10) Michael: this person's one of those guys who really creeped me out
(05:12:25) Michael: i swear, he made passes on me

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MICHAEL youre stealing my thing, guys dont dig you, youre not that hot get over yourself.

yeay young republicans. They like all over 21 they bought me alcohol and made me some drinks and im soo high. and i found someone to go to concerts with and stuff. nice. yeay im sooo drunk right now like its like getting high only not as funny and like i had 5 shots. yeay for people. yeay for drinks its cool when all the people you know are over 21 ( Read more... )

Theres a girl in our dorm from New Orleans whose whole family lost their homes.
To Ellie: How ironic it is to say but you really lucked out choosing UMCP.