Comments | erestor: Fantastic plot bunny for Mary-Sue fic

erestor

Fantastic plot bunny for Mary-Sue fic

Jun 27, 2006 02:22

Hey, how do you like that one?

*Insert voice of Sophia Petrillo of the Golden Girls here*

Imagine, America, 1930ies... our young heroine (a breath-taking blonde with colour-changing eyes) takes refuge with a farm family after her grandfather's suicide (SNIFFLE). But when the son tries to rape her (DRAMA! TRAGEDY!), she injures him badly (WHEEE!). ( Read more... )

bloomsy, movies

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chloe_amethyst June 27 2006, 01:38:54 UTC

A dreadful end to a dreadful day. Thank you for keeping my day in its proper theme of dreadfulness right to the very end.

;-)

erestor June 27 2006, 12:26:39 UTC

I'm sorry... but you have to look at the bright side: the movie will very likely tank, we'll have a hell of a good time ripping it to pieces, and on top of it, we will get extra pictures of Bloomsy. Better? :-D

chloe_amethyst June 28 2006, 00:16:48 UTC

Heeheehee, I've never been a Bloomsy fanatic but I just wish the poor boy could find a better path. After the "Gigli" example, you would think his people would steer him away from the Hollywood-boyfriend-girlfriend scripts. But nnnnoooooo...

granamyr June 27 2006, 01:58:04 UTC

I was already feeling nauseous. Gee, thanks a lot.

erestor June 27 2006, 12:29:06 UTC

*runs and hides*

I might write a fanfic about that movie. Just to get things straight again. And there will be cats. Yes. Cats and - dragons. And dinosaurs. And robots. Everything a movie needs!

jaiden_s June 27 2006, 13:50:22 UTC

Cats. Because every fic needs some pussy kitties.

*grin*

chloe_amethyst June 28 2006, 00:18:05 UTC

Don't forget the giant squid named Roscoe. Can't leave him out!

jaiden_s June 27 2006, 03:34:41 UTC

I read that and hoped to high heaven it was pure speculation. Unfortunately, it's probably true.

I think he needs to shave off that beard and give into his lust for Bana.

erestor June 27 2006, 12:29:36 UTC

Word.

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erestor June 27 2006, 12:30:11 UTC

I guess the critics will agree with you, hehehe. :)

megselv June 27 2006, 10:54:21 UTC

He clearly needs to spend some time away from -- whatever it is.

erestor June 27 2006, 12:30:59 UTC

A LOT of time. And a new girlfriend. And a new job. Maybe - I don't know - plumber or something. And a nice boyfriend. And smoke different weed.

megselv June 27 2006, 12:45:15 UTC

he looked cute as a milkman?

erestor June 27 2006, 13:09:27 UTC

Let's say - I wouldn't mind daily servings... ;-)

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