Comments | erestor: yay! lj is back!

erestor

yay! lj is back!

Jan 16, 2005 04:11

let's celebrate it with some nonsense...

ELFSHINE FANG-POLISH

The beauty-product no self-respecting war-mongerer can live without.

KISS THE MOUTH OF SAURON

For the truly desperate...

A REAL ELF ON A SHELF

Marina has sent us pictures of Warg-riding Legolas and a real Elf on a Shelf.

NEVER AGAIN!Another tale by Eldanar, written for the ( Read more... )

manipulation, eoas

Comments 14

granamyr January 16 2005, 03:17:53 UTC

Hmmph! Why isn't there a Kiss Feronil page, hmmm? That's what I want to know.

I would love to, my dear feronil, but... erestor January 16 2005, 03:20:05 UTC

... I am lacking an illumination that would truly do justice to your beauty. :-) a 100 x 100 px pic is difficult to kiss.

Re: I would love to, my dear feronil, but... inverted_flower January 16 2005, 05:01:58 UTC

Why would anyone want to kiss him anyway?

Re: I would love to, my dear feronil, but... erestor January 19 2005, 12:25:59 UTC

ehr... sunny personality...?

jaiden_s January 16 2005, 03:41:13 UTC

*grins*
After a day with no LJ (horror!!!), I needed some giggles. Thanks!

erestor January 19 2005, 12:26:11 UTC

hehe. see, I put that day to good use! :)

lunaxtasy January 16 2005, 04:50:43 UTC

*hysterical laughter heard coming from Canada*

KISS SAURON!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

*bows down to the greatness that is Master Erestor*

erestor January 19 2005, 12:26:42 UTC

I thought this was more fun than kissing a giant eyeball. this would have been too weird, even for me!

lunaxtasy January 21 2005, 03:03:15 UTC

Yeah, not to mention that said giant eyeball is also a giant FLAMING eyeball O_o

Definitely too weird for me

maldaeien January 16 2005, 07:19:37 UTC

*laughs so aloud and for such a long time her jaws start to hurt* Dearest Manwe! I believe I will use that product Sauron's mouth represent, cheaper that TV's one :P
Talking about "Kiss the..." Where is "Kiss Asfaloth"? Kiss Theoden? Kiss the cave troll? Kiss Creppy Bilbo at the end of the movie? Kiss the Ring wraith? (He needs some love, he is emotional hurt since he tried to seduce Eowyn :P) Kiss Ery and Fin for the price of one? Kiss St Patrick's day Galadriel? Kiss Sauron's eye? (so he gets well) Kiss Glorfindel! (he needs to be loved after Arwen's incident) Kiss Rabbit perhaps? Kiss Riding hood Legolas? o.O
Yup, many kisses for many people, tsk tsk *shakes head* :P
*huggles tightly*

Maldy, the lucky user of ELFSHINE!

erestor January 19 2005, 12:27:12 UTC

how about "kiss maldy"? :-D I'm sure thranduil would bookmark the page... ;-)

maldaeien January 20 2005, 01:22:47 UTC

*giggles and her face becomes in a bright crimson red* (That really made me smile) YAY! We would be bookmark "Kiss an elf" lovers! And we would send us kisses and Yay! *dances around*
*huggles tightly* Why not kiss skull avalanche at EE? :P
*huggles even more*

Maldy

say_aye January 16 2005, 10:48:55 UTC

Ewww, the mouth of Sauron! ~dares not kiss and shivers at the thought of what she saw in the DVD~ He better get Elfshine Fang-Polish though. He need it!

Hee, but I love real elf on a shelf! <3

erestor January 19 2005, 12:27:56 UTC

elfshine, a facial and some lipstick. then we can talk again ;)

isn't the legolas-on-the-shelf cool? I was laughing so hard when I got this mail! :-D