Happy Birthday, Fawsley!

[eremir]

Perhaps not your favourite pairing, but I did write it in your honour. Perhaps to change your mind... :) Since I won't be around tomorrow, I'm posting it now. Hell, it's almost midnight where I am. Enjoy!

Happy Birthday!

Title: To Change Your Mind
Author: Eremir (eremir82[at]yahoo.se)
Pairings: Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC17
Summary: “Bland

Comments

[fawsley]

Wow! *fans self* That was seriously hot stuff! Thank you!!
The idea of Sean calling Orli 'piglet' had me chortling like nobody's business!
And it may not be my ideal pairing but the thought of Bean doing filthy things to anybody's pert backside is not something I can ever resist.
“Sure. I’m romantic, Viggo’s sober, and you’re Oscar material.”
Oscar the Grouch, would that be?
Glad they make up and make out - but I'm seriously worried about poor lonely drunken Viggo... He's going to need some serious companionship very soon!
:big thank you hugs:

[eremir]

Glad you like it, despite the Orli. And of course he's a piglet! A slutty little piggy...

As for Viggo... I'm afraid he'll have to stay lonely a while longer.

[buttonbright]

Orblando! That is too funny! Especially since it's what we all not-so-secretly think anyway (sorry, Orli).

But somebody's got to take away Viggo's liquor supply. He should never be allowed to get too tipsy for sex. It's flying in the face of nature!

Good work, my precious!

[eremir]

Thank you, beloved. Well, Orblando is what fawsley keeps calling him, so that's what I used.

:)

[half_elf_lost]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! This story HAD to have Orli in it so you could slip in the "Orblando"!

Next chapter has them both worried about Viggo and paying him a visit, right?

Great job. Very enjoyable, piglet.

[eremir]

There will be no more chapters. What happens to Viggo is for your imagination to decide. And we all know what you would do to him, right? ;D

[half_elf_lost]

Yes, we do, my precious.

[fawsley]

I've just read it again and got all hot and bothered once more....

Doctor: Well Mrs Richards, you're 42 now. Are you experiencing any hot flushes yet?

Me: Oh yes doctor! All the time!

Doc: Mmmm...... The early signs of the menopause setting in.

Me: Oh no doctor! The late signs of addiction to filthy perverted not man-on/in-man action!

[eremir]

Well, at least you know what to do when you're cold...

[dock_leaf]

“Well, I was hoping for a simple fuck me, but I love you would have been nice as well.”

Such a romantic line...!

I sniggered my way through this. You write such good sex *is jealous*.

[eremir]

Thank you, my dear. I always agonize about the sex part, thinking it will be crap.