Dear God. First, not a conversastion I want to have with ANYONE, let alone an informercial guy.
secondly, should he really be aware of his 4-year-old daughter's poop's dimensions? (I'm going to assume she's *not* in diapers, as that makes determining "poop girth" nearly impossible - hence, there's no reason on Earth that he should be peering at it.)
Well, I'll have to disagree with you on parents not knowing about their kid's poop, even at four. Bob still insists on one of us wiping her when she's done, and it would only take a quick glance downward to see the girth. I actually do look, to monitor her health, make sure she's not constipated, doesn't have diarrhea, no blood, etc. I imagine if one is intensely interested in poop, as this guy is, one would easily be able to see the poop of one's four year old.
But on the other item, yeah, not really wanting to talk about poop dimensions unless it's a medical problem I'm discussing with my dr, or I'm trying to gross out my husband. ;)
yeah, but something about the degree of this guy's interest is... unhealthy. although I suppose it's fairer to say that he has a distressing level of poop fascination in general, and that somehow I can't help wondering if that poor kid's going to *mind* when she grows up and sees this. :) You're right that he could plausibly be getting a look at it, depending on the four-year-old (I forget that a lot of kids that age aren't independent in the bathroom yet).
Grossing people out is, as far as I'm concerned, a perfectly good reason to discuss poop! Infomercials, though - not so much.
I've not seen the infomercial, but unless this guy has really dainty wrists, should a four year old's poop really be that thick? That seems potentially very painful.
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secondly, should he really be aware of his 4-year-old daughter's poop's dimensions? (I'm going to assume she's *not* in diapers, as that makes determining "poop girth" nearly impossible - hence, there's no reason on Earth that he should be peering at it.)
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But on the other item, yeah, not really wanting to talk about poop dimensions unless it's a medical problem I'm discussing with my dr, or I'm trying to gross out my husband. ;)
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Grossing people out is, as far as I'm concerned, a perfectly good reason to discuss poop! Infomercials, though - not so much.
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I've not seen the infomercial, but unless this guy has really dainty wrists, should a four year old's poop really be that thick? That seems potentially very painful.
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"mama! guess what i found in my box of cracker jacks!"
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