And I'll Call It "Mark of the Cougar"

[equusregia]

I am becoming more and more convinced that I need to write a bad vampire romance novel, only with a female as the Sexy Master Vampire, and a male as the Ingenue. I even have a first line

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[catechism]

I also think that someone needs to write words to the obviously awesome song "Mark of the Cougar" to the tune of "Eye of the Tiger." Maybe it can be like one of those Hallmark cards, where when you open the book, it starts playing. I bet it would be a super hit.

[equusregia]

Damn you. Now I'm going to want to do that today.

[crouchback]

Make her a werecougar.

[srisyadasti]

I remember "I'm not looking down on you, darling, it's these damned high heels."!

Also, make this happen. Srsly.

[equusregia]

I thought you'd spot that!

Srsly, I may. The more people poke me, the more I'll write. And it doesn't have to be good!

[equusregia]

You'd be one of the main reasons I'd write it!

[vito_excalibur]

Write it for all of us!

[equusregia]

You'd be one of the other main reasons! Feel free to pester me!