Okay, that does it.

Quitting life to volunteer at Caboodle Ranch forever, k thx.

I'm not a very political person, but...

If I see one more person pulling the, "Obama promised change! WELL WHERE ARE THESE CHANGES THAT WERE PROMISED?!" line, I'm going to pop a bitch-ass in the mouth.

The economy isn't going to reverse itself overnight, assholes.

I am so glad I don't work tomorrow. My manager was informed at around 1:00pm today that Howard Schultz, the CEO of the company, is paying our store and two others in the district a visit tomorrow morning. D: So closing tonight was stressful. The district manager, regional manager, and regional vice president all came in tonight as well. They said ( Read more... )

Yesterday had a lulz moment, at least for me ( Read more... )

http://community.livejournal.com/wow_ladies/8817082.html

Well this was a nice little surprise, rofl. I never win lottery-style contests. :P

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I'd completely forgotten about this video until someone posted it in wtf_inc.

pissoir harbor (1:04:19 AM): god how is it 1 already
Ryu (1:04:29 AM): butter
Ryu (1:04:32 AM): wait
Ryu (1:04:36 AM): why did i type that?
pissoir harbor (1:04:52 AM): ........

Mon. 1/26: 2:45pm-11:15pm
Tue. 1/27: OFF
Wed. 1/28: 6:00pm-11:15pm
Thu. 1/29: 4:30pm-11:15pm
Fri. 1/30: OFF
Sat. 1/31: 1:45pm-6:00pm
Sun. 2/01: 7:30am-3:45pm

The three greatest things I've seen this week:

Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back in 60 Seconds

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and:

Pulp Fiction in 30 seconds, enacted by bunnies. (No way to embed it.)

This is hilare, too.

EDIT: And as a bonus...

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. I can't wait until this comes out, rofl. It's going to be HORRENDOUS.

I'm just a little freaked out by what I just narrowly avoided...I woke up on my own one minute before my alarm was supposed to go off...and discovered I'd somehow set my ringer to silent. That means not only would the alarm itself have been silent, but the phone call(s) from my ride. I could have very well woken up at like, 9 o'clock and been in a ( Read more... )