i'm here for me, not you

[epouvante]

It seems that I will use this summer to expand on my Photoshop skillz. I present, for the jury, the first example:

Comments

[sendittozoom]

dude, bill gates is mad hott.

[epouvante]

that's why these pictures are in my "hot guys" folder, no joke (or maybe yes joke, i haven't decided yet).

[sendittozoom]

i'm serious though. i've always thought he was attractive.

[odetoseratonin]

are you really actually serious?

[czar1514]

This goes beyond *vomit* and hence, requires me to invoke, *xomit.* Beyond the vomit.

[epouvante]

cleanse your eyes with this then:

[czar1514]

I liked that one.

It might be my wallpaper.

[lady_of_winter]

Seconded~

[odetoseratonin]

Gisselle, you you just set back the human race 1000 years just by this post alone. NoFX + Bill Gates image macros = you should go die (while I laugh at teh funny).

[epouvante]

stfu. u juz gelous.

[odetoseratonin]

why does everyone want to fuck Bill Gates? He invented Microsoft, didn't he?

[epouvante]

i no, 4 real. steve jobs is whr its @.

[bitchbot]

I would fuck bill gates. For serious

[epouvante]

for serious? you're not playing with my mind?

[bitchbot]

not playing. well not him now. back then in that picture yep yep i might even do anal if he's lucky.

[odetoseratonin]

I don't know who you are, but I'm dissapointed in you. shame, shame!

[w00t11]

I vote no on the fucking of either Bill Gates or Steve Jobs.

Except for, you know, the money.

[epouvante]

good sir, the idea of money was the entire time. i thought everyone knew. i can't imagine having sex with bill gates under any other circumstance.

...i sound very dumb now. then again, i did write on those two pictures, so my intelligence is neither here nor there at this point.