Fic: Unconditional Positive Regard (Team)

[epithetta]

Title: Unconditional Positive Regard
Characters: Team
Rating: R
Wordcount: 1098 (yeah, I was low) IMAGE HEAVY.
Author's Notes: Written utilising the writerinadrawer prompt 4.09-Under the Weather (in which someone is ill and treated). Added Element: a fruit or vegetable, a meat and a grain-based food. (total of 3 different items)
Summary: So, blast from the

Comments

[heddychaa]

Haha the "lol4ever" filename sealed it fjkldjkfs.

I liked Tosh's email best, although Ianto almost won me over with his bubble-letter and 3D hilighter skills that he must have learned off a fifth grader.

[epithetta]

IANTO JONES HAS MAD SKILLZ.

Dude, those would be the best vids ever. Jack sets them to Evanescence songs in WMM.

[blue_fjords]

OMG, that was fucking hysterical!!!!! I loved it!!!!! Empress Toshiko, Abbes Gwenyth, Ianto speaking pirate, Jack's Rift Activity -- I laughed my ass off and I cannot find it now!

(Hey, is Owen's supposed to be upside down?)

[epithetta]

OH SHIT OWEN.

[epithetta]

I have tried everything, and Owen is upright for me. Can you refresh or something?

FIND YOUR ARSE.

[blue_fjords]

That's so weird. It's still upside-down for me!

[paragraphs]

Empress Sato rules. I loved it. I love a fic that makes me grin madly and laugh so loud the dog comes running to lick my face.

[epithetta]

HAAAHAHAHAH GET GOUDA AT THE STORE.

[paragraphs]

I could just see Ianto walking out of Tesco's. Who WOULD stop him? lol

[epithetta]

HAAAHAH IF YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, NO ONE BOTHERS YOU. THIS IS WHY THEY SERVED ME WINE UNDERAGE AND HOW I SKIPPED CLASSES.

[51stcenturyfox]

You're great and <3

I HATE SPAG BOL EXCEPT YOURS, RHYS.

[epithetta]

HAAAHAHAAAHAHAHA IT'S TRUE.

ONLY RHYS'S SPAG BOL.

[neifile7]

I WELCOME MY IMPERIAL OVERLORDESS HER TOSHNESS. I will never poison her with copper.

I do not even know where to begin with the win of this. First, because it brings back fond memories of another semi-epistolary fic. Second, because you hit exactly the right note of disinhibited delusion for each. Third, because of Owen's giant cock. Fourth, because I'm getting flashes on what kind of lit Gwen reads for comfort, and it ain't pretty. Fifth, because the Captain's Blog pretty much pwns every other such entry ever written, ficcish and canonical.

I thought Ianto always stole the groceries from Tesco's, actually. :)

[epithetta]

OMG the best part was thinking of titles for them. Empress. Abbess (Abbes?)

Owen loves to exaggerate his cock. I hope everyone saw the candle wax I dripped and then scraped from Own's page to simulate semen. IT WAS ALL I HAD AND LEFT SPOTS.